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The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year

By jmadison on October 28th 2011 Comments

****IF YOU LIKED THIS LIST, BE SURE TO CHECK OUT ENTRIES #26-#50 POSTED HERE!****

To celebrate Damn You Autocorrect’s 1-year anniversary online, we compiled the Top 50 Fan Favorite DYAC entries (as determined by Facebook shares, tweets, comments, and pageviews).

And now… here are the top 25 entries! Enjoy – and keep all the great submissions coming!

25. Special Delivery

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24. New Paint Color

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23. The Secret Ingredient

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22. Uncle Dick

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21. So Very Wrong

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20. Bad Day

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19. The Concert

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18. Coming Out

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17. First Kiss

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16. Worst Possible Thing To Text To Mom

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15. New iPhone Feature

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14. You’ve Got Mail

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13. Now That’s A Bad Date

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12. Unfortunate Accident

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11. Dinner For One

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10. First Date

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9. The Accident

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8. We Need To Talk

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7. Promotional Kitten Basket

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6. Best Dad Ever

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5. Prom Dress

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4. Sticky Situation

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3. The Loan

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2. Thanksgiving Prep Work

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1. Apologies

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BE SURE TO CHECK OUT PART ONE OF THIS LIST HERE:
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13608/top-50-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year-part-1/

We also have a book, filled with 300 hilarious autocorrect entries that will keep you laughing for days. It makes a great holiday gift! You can grab it at your favorite bookstore, or online at Amazon!

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Bad Date

June 7, 2012 at 11:17 am

still funny...

Aimee Pita Long:

June 7, 2012 at 9:50 pm

Today I needed a good laugh, my fav is the one to Julian. ENJOY!

June 7, 2012 at 10:34 pm

Ha ha....

Aina Andreassen:

June 7, 2012 at 10:55 pm

crack me up!

June 8, 2012 at 5:08 am

seriously funny shit.

Elaine Brown:
July 22, 2012 at 12:02 am
I love the autocorrects, not sure I want an iphone...

Vanessa Glastonbury:

June 8, 2012 at 8:57 am

Oh, these are too funny! worth the time-out to read!

June 8, 2012 at 3:49 pm

OMG I am crying!

June 9, 2012 at 8:33 pm

I was eating lunch when I read these and nearly choked. Don't even try to chew while reading these. HILARIOUS because I've been guilty!

Huyen Nguyen:
June 9, 2012 at 8:46 pm
holy moly!! i'm in the library snorting from laughter..soo good. ahhh! dick is in my vulva..omg.
Robin 'Jenson' Lines:
April 6, 2013 at 12:09 pm
I just did exactly the same!! trying to contain the laughter was too hard, tears rolling down the face... HAHAHAHA
Cosmic Zeke:
April 11, 2013 at 6:03 pm
Hi Huyen I read your comment at auto-correct. It is hilarious. I am writing to inquire about your SAFSF. Do you fund programs in Ecuador? Thanks, ElizabethAnn

June 9, 2012 at 8:46 pm

Omg soooo crack up

June 10, 2012 at 11:32 pm

My stomache hurts from laughing

June 12, 2012 at 2:26 am

Laughing my ass off on public transportation. People were staring.

Chloe Bruin:
June 12, 2012 at 3:47 am
OMG mom Im not Gay lol

Jodi DeNelle Reyes:

June 13, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Awesome!

Risible Skepsis:

June 17, 2012 at 1:19 am

OMFG! I'm hurting from laughing so much and still I can't stop! this is the funniest thing I've read this whole year!

June 19, 2012 at 12:05 am

I just read for a second time and laughed harder than the first!

June 21, 2012 at 4:07 am

Th

Mack P Reloaded:

June 21, 2012 at 4:18 am

I died on the one about pumas! damn LMAO

June 21, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Tears running down my cheeks... So great to start the day with a good laugh!!!

Matt Meier:
August 7, 2012 at 7:59 pm
assckeeks

Jason MacUilleim:

June 21, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Some of these... I just want to know how their dictionary learned those words. Others, why they sent the same damn thing five times. Read before you send?

June 21, 2012 at 8:52 pm

I just pissed my pants. No joke!

June 22, 2012 at 12:33 am

Starting the day with a good laugh. But don't read while eating. :P

June 22, 2012 at 4:22 am

This is the funniest website I have ever seen. If I'm having a bad day I read a few and I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pee.

June 22, 2012 at 5:16 am

Jesus, Mary and Jerome.... Priceless. You never disappoint.

Andrea Jean Nelson:
June 22, 2012 at 5:22 am
OMG silly!!!

Melissa Harris:

June 24, 2012 at 4:07 pm

now that I 'm done reading this, I am going to start breathing again. haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Melissa Harris:
July 4, 2012 at 3:30 am
@[1360530053:2048:Suj Za]

Sunshine Carusi-Green Trugillo:

June 25, 2012 at 2:38 am

For some odd reason the apple sauce conversation made me nearly fall off the bed! BEST EVER!

Sheila Higgins Markley:

June 25, 2012 at 4:21 pm

OMG laughing so hard tears are rolling and I won't need to do any crunches because my abs got such a good workout, can't wait to share this!

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