The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year
****IF YOU LIKED THIS LIST, BE SURE TO CHECK OUT ENTRIES #26-#50 POSTED HERE!****
To celebrate Damn You Autocorrect’s 1-year anniversary online, we compiled the Top 50 Fan Favorite DYAC entries (as determined by Facebook shares, tweets, comments, and pageviews).
And now… here are the top 25 entries! Enjoy – and keep all the great submissions coming!
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http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13608/top-50-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year-part-1/
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I hope Charlie in #21 dumped that humorless chick. If you don’t think sleeping with someone’s shit is funny, then hit the bricks, lady.
so true! talk about a shitty sense of humor. i almost peed myself reading it.
Actually, I think it’s the lady who was talking to Charlie.
yea, the dude’s the one who was being a d-bag.
It was actually the guy with no sense of humour. What guy wouldn’t find shit funny? and Why would he be sleeping with her shirt?
#18 and #11 are AMAZING. The ones with parents are always the best. I love how cool his dad is in #11. I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.
in #11 i think it was a girl cuz it said they aint a lesbo
This made my night. I am crying from laughing so hard
can’t wait to read more. I laughed till I cried
This made my morning… Two days away from vacation! Yay!
Oh what a way to start my day. Got a great ab workout from laughing/crying so hard! LOL
Me too! It aches!
So bloody funny tears are rolling down my face at number 13 I thought I was gonna choke could hardly breathe by then
Wow!! Need a tissue to wipe the tears!!
Being a mom to 2 teenage boys… I can only imagine how some of those could happen! OMG!
Great Leslie, I have 2 teen boys too. I could also agree with you on how this stuff happens. Now I don’t want to get an I Phone.
This is sooooo funny. I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts. Gotta go to work but could read this all day.
Hilarious. You are a great writer because those “suggested” corrections are horseshit.
O damn autocorrect.
this are stupid the phone would never autocorrect to these words dumbasses
WOW, you seem quite humorless. True or not, funny is funny. I mean if you don’t think the color fuckweasle is funny you must never laugh. But if you really think that they are stupid then I think you can be assured that they are SORRYIATETHELASTWAFFLE.
yeah, it was the fuckweasel one that got the tears flowing…
I spewed coffee on that one
Actually…..it would. If you have used the word before, it will remember and autocorrect if it thinks its what you are typing. I have an iPhone and have had plenty of potential misfires on words that I did NOT type appearing in messages as I write them.
yea dude your kind of a douche!
lol on my phone if i push the space button after writing a couple words i get a mess of what ever i have wrote in the last month, so ya totally you can get those crazy sentences
Real or not, who cares??? I LOL’d til I had tears in my eyes… So DYAC did it’s job…
iPhones autocorrect normal words to words that you have used before XD so all the words in these that have been changed are words that they’ve said to other people before XD
yeah, seriously….. NO phones would do that. what a sham!
IPhones do stupid sh*t like that… Trust me my wife’s name is NOT EVER in any dictionary or even a name plaque at Disneyland, yet for some reason I type certain words (that do not begin with the same letter as her name) and Bingo! it pops up for no reason! This is the first time I find auto correct to be funny. Usually it just gets in my way.
Wow! I really needed that gut busting laugh! My mom is looking at me like I’m crazy, how am I going to explain this to her?
show her the page. LOL
number six nearly had me in tears. One of my favorite new “lists”
Hahahahahahahaha #18 hahaha too funny
OMG what awesomeness! this is like the best gift ever. i laughed so hard I cried and couldn’t stop. must have extended my life by at least a few months
to the responsible party – thank you!
REALY FUN SHIT!! HAHAHHA
Just now was the hardest I’ve laughed in a very long time. Need to share this with everyone in the office….guarenteed to be a productive-less half hour for sure!
this is soooooo funny. I can’t stop laughing at some of these
Woohoo!!! This had me in tears!
#11 is the funniest, i laughed for a good 5 minutes with tears running down my
face!!!
that is some of the funniest stuff ever… thanks
I laughed so hard I cried. THank you. I needed that.
I have already seen most of these. Every time I need a good laugh, I come back to this page. It is bookmarked in my favorites. I sat up once on a Saturday night till 2am reading these!
# 12. I laughed so hard I farted. Yeah. I laughed pretty damn hard considering I wasn’t gassy at all.
LOL… I WAS CRYING SO HARD AFTER READING THIS THAT I PEED FROM MY EYES AND I LAUGHED FROM MY DICK AND SHIT WAS ROLLING OUT OF MY MOUTH.
Dude, ur comment made laugh my a** out
HILARIOUS
Laughed so hard I scared my 3 week old newborn
Now that’s funny lol
OMG- that shit is too funny.. I seriously DIED… cant stop laughing!
I can’t believe how funny these are!!!! I’m crying laughing!!!
Real or not, who cares??? I LOL’d til I had tears in my eyes… So DYAC did it’s job…
Holy crap…so funny, I was crying. I even read it again, and still crying laughing. Love this.
Dad #6 is the dad of the year he got out of the situation like a pro. LOL
Weren’t those features supposed to make our live easier? At least it gives a good laugh (although not all of them). 3, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11 (just for the “oh that clears it up”), 17, 18 and 24 are my favourites.
Keep it up! Both this site and Apple for making lousy features.
i busted out laughing from #22…rom .then it was pure tears and belly ache fuss i was laughing so hard…i could nevr read this on the bus…DYAC….Classic!!!
HAHAHAHAHA #2 and #12 are the funniest!!!!
Oh My God number 9 all the way!°
Laughed so hard i am crying! Those were so funny!
I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying AND I snorted my soda through my nose. Was very careful how I worded that. However, I no longer feel stupid about some texts my phone has corrected for me
LOL! These are hilarious!! My boyfriend tried to text me “I’m TAY” (Thinking About You) once, and it autocorrected to “I’m gay”. Autocorrect is the worse!!
II don’t get #7 PromotionalKittenBasket. Help!
This is my favorite site!!! So freaking funny!!! Keep them coming!
Priceless LOL all of them
Hey kids, don’t do drugs. Just read this a couple times because it’s just like a tiny hit of acid. Really.
I was reading these and trying to laugh quietly because everyone in the house is sleeping, and I thought I was gonna choke to death!! These are hysterical!! Why do you suppose the autocorrects often do involve dirty words or body parts? I think my iPhone has a dirty mind!!!
Very funny, had a few like these happen to me. but if you’re gonna sleep with my shit, i will not be speaking with you in person EVER Again!
OMG, i haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. If you’ve ever had auto correct do this to you, it’s all funnier. It has happened to me, and my son Dan thought i had lost my mind. Thank you so much for ending my evening on a great note. Keep’em coming.
OMG, my co-worker nearby has to think I’m insane. I couldn’t stop reading/ laughing!!! LOOOOL
Laughed so hard I choked on my coffee. Tears, coffee, a real mess…
LMAOPRomotionalkittenbacket = My fave :3
Except on the shirt the R isn’t capital. Grrrr.
Soooo funny!! Was laugh-cryin the whole time. Wish I knew how to repost!
I had a auto correct get me on Facebook a while back. Tried to tell people to come to my bar for margaritas, but it read. ” come see me at La Ha and get clamidia!!” Lol it was funny.
How much applesauce did you buy from them???!!
