The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year
****IF YOU LIKED THIS LIST, BE SURE TO CHECK OUT ENTRIES #26-#50 POSTED HERE!****
To celebrate Damn You Autocorrect’s 1-year anniversary online, we compiled the Top 50 Fan Favorite DYAC entries (as determined by Facebook shares, tweets, comments, and pageviews).
And now… here are the top 25 entries! Enjoy – and keep all the great submissions coming!
BE SURE TO CHECK OUT PART ONE OF THIS LIST HERE:
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13608/top-50-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year-part-1/
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OMG!!!! Clicked on the link from my brothers FB page and have been sitting dying laughing…My daughter keeps saying, “You’re nuts!”. HAHAHAHA, Will definitely be back for more. and saving this page to my Faves. Thank you…made my evening.
LMAO! ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG,, just got home from work.. most like lee to be the worst of many shiit days to come.. but i sit here wipe’n tears from my face in laughter. thank you iphone.. ( dumb ass tech)
I know these things are hilarious! I am getting abs just from laughing so hard! Haha
It’s middle of the night, I laughed so hard, my wife started punching me
Tears are running down my face, never laughed sooo much haha
holy shit, this stuff is GREAT… im crying
wholy shit, <3 I'm crying and laughing my ass off at the same time. this shit happens to me all the time xD !!
I just woke my whole house up laughing!
Thank you so much, I needed this! Lawsuits, divorce, domestic violence, holidays all has me so unbelievably low I though it would be years before I could laugh again. This stuff has happy tears coming out of my eyes.
I feel your pain, Done! I’m did the divorce and domestic violence part and working on eviction Wednesday with new apartment not ready yet and recovery from spinal surgery. I didn’t forsee me laughing on my break from packing! Ah, gotta love Auto Correct!
Got to admit I’m in a similar place myself.
divorce and all that, been feeling pretty low…
then found this website and I have not stopped crying with laughter since!
laughter really is the best medicine.
Getting ready for church… ironically this put me in a great mood for it.
Awesome! I can see how.
GBY
LOL! I just got in trouble for waking up the house at 11 pm but it was tottaly worth it!!!
I read this on my honeymoon, we were in a gorgeous mansion in New Zealand but I could not get off the laptop. I laughed so hard, I fell off the dining table.
tell me about it. I fell of the table and sat on the floor for 30 minutes straight with the laptop in my hand
Omg! This is hillarious. I can’t stop laughing!
A good way to start your day!
you have no IDEA how hard I laughed. I feel freaking pissed! seriously this made me and all my friends crack up and the best bit is that its so fucking crazy.lol
CAN’T ……STOP…..CRYING!! OMG
are these text’s real or are they just for display?
it happens i told my sister she should try my new cum soooo embarrasing
emeğe saygı! +rep
My client and i were laughing so hard that we had tears on our cheeks. The salon owner took our cell phones til i was done with here hair because we were too loud. Then we heard her in the office reading my phone laughing HER ASS OFF. Some funny stuff… MORE PLEASE!! MORE!!!!!! LOL
OMG….so funny, haven’t laughed this hard in a long-time. I thought my kids were the only ones that communicated via text. I’m not alone. Too funny this stuff!!
SORRYIATEYOURLASTWAFFLE. was the one that make me cry so hard. Omfg loved them!!!
this staff is crazy am laughing at the office all people are looking at me.
Okay, yes these are funny but is it just a coincidence that every text in from an iphone format hmmm? I mean maybe these convos happened but they are not straight from people phones.
iphones have auto correct and its easy to do it be live me and dont ask my sister what i said
No these are def real…they are all auto corrects from iphones…that’s why they are all in iphone format THERESAFEITZ89.If you own an iphone it memorizes things you have written and autocorrects most of what you wrote.These are from peoples phones.I almost peed my pants reading these.So great!!!!Totally Fb ed it!!The world needs to laugh as hard as I just did!!
I am laughing so hard I’m crying!!! Certainly got me out of that crappy mood I was in. Thanks for the giggles!
Too funny! I have sent on your site to friends who will enjoy it as much as I have!
omg im dying!! cant breathe! i cant breathe!!! this crap is too funny!!!
OMG!!! I’m at work. Laughing so hard right now. Tears flowing and customers asking me if I’m ok. LMFAO!!!
LOL, God donut
this is all extremely retarded.. ITS ALL FAKE! just look at your keyboard on your iPhone and you’ll see none of these corrections are remotely close to the letters that were “intended” to be typed. and even if you try to type the correct words they never auto-correct to the words this site is claiming it corrects them to
People type so fast that they dont look at what they send until after the fact. I have seen alot of people do it, especially the kids. They text so much that they are super speedy at it and don’t realize they should read ir befroe sending it. Funny stuff if you ask me!
OMG!! I am not only laughing, but also crying!
OMG I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard! My husband and kids were starting to get worried about me laugh-crying! Hahaha my stomach was so sore after reading these and I had to get some Kleenex for mya happy tears! Thank you!!!
Laughed my ass off glad I have an android!
OMG this was hilarious! This made my day. The MOTTSAPPLESAUCE was my favorite!
12 midnight and I am laughing so hard my face is soaking wet from the tears. OMG-the shaved pork one just about killed me from holding in the laughter so my husband doesn’t wake up. OH, my stomach hurts–but now I’m going to read #26-50!
FUCKWEASEL!! Oh God!!!!!!
Omg this has got me crying laughing, my sides actually hurt lmfao!
OOO MYYY GOOOD
I am dying of laughter
funniest ever ……..
Please put some more
Some of these are really funny, but some are not possible with auto-correct since the number of letters don’t match up with the words that were supposed to be typed. If these were with regular phones, even more wouldn’t be possible with auto-correct since the substituted letters don’t correspond with the location of the letters that were intended (ie: k instead of c – c is the #2 and k is the #5).
Humorous, but not the real deal.
ah god lol nerd XD
Funny, but I don’t understand why people text these kinds of interactions rather than just talking on the phone. Really?
TO THE FEW MISERABLE SODS ON HERE WHO ARE MOANING THAT THE TEXTS ARE NOT GENUINE:
Have a day off eh. Who really cares if they’re genuine or not. A lot of folks are finding them funny! There’s too many bad things happening in the world today and not enough laughter.
It’s giving everyone a laugh and cheering everybody up – they say laughter is the best medicine. Maybe you should take a dose sometime!
Actually stem cells r better.
NEVER NEVER NEVER read these while at work!
I am laughing so hard I am crying and people around me think I am nutso!
OMG! I just ruined my mascara!! Now I have to start all over. NEVER read these on your way to work unless you want to have red eyes and a sore stomach! These are so funny and sure to get you out of a funk.
omg i almost fell off my chair this was side splitting laughter
Too funny! My favorite cookie ingredient is vaginal extract, too!! Hehehehe
Mine is the sweat that drips off a fat chick nice big butt. And im proud of it!
Is god real yes or no?
OMG I had a huge epic fail last weekend with the damn autocorrect when I told my guy friend that my girls and I were just going to “pregame” and then head out but instead autocorrect decided to say we were going to get “pregnant” then head out. I was absolutely dying. this website sums up my point about spell check and it just absolutely hilarious that I’m in tears! haha.
Omg! That nearly happened to my friend once! I yelled at her cuz autocorrects gonna do bullshit so she didnt type it. Lol now THATS funny. SOrta. No offensive?
OMG! Lol soo funny! The things Auto Correct makes…………
Where the hell is “Shopping List”?
Omg this happens to me all the time. today i said something about “thick fucking skulls” to my step mom and it said “dick fucking schools” o.o
Jesus Mary and Jerome could be the new three’s company. BEST TV SHOW EVER!
I will NEVER forget PROMOTIONALKITTENBASKET!!!! This will always make me crack up. That and “Then I killed her in the woods outside her house and left”
My husband yelled from the bedroom wanting to know what the hell is wrong with me I was laughing so hard!
I was reading these w my wife at night in bed before we went to sleep we were laughing so hard we bumped heads…the world needs more things like this..and as far as the nerdy comments..get a life.
Sitting in the waiting room at the hospital, laughing uncontrollably. People think I’m nutty. Worth every second!
Should not have read at work. Hurt myself trying to keep the laughter in/