The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year
****IF YOU LIKED THIS LIST, BE SURE TO CHECK OUT ENTRIES #26-#50 POSTED HERE!****
To celebrate Damn You Autocorrect’s 1-year anniversary online, we compiled the Top 50 Fan Favorite DYAC entries (as determined by Facebook shares, tweets, comments, and pageviews).
And now… here are the top 25 entries! Enjoy – and keep all the great submissions coming!
BE SURE TO CHECK OUT PART ONE OF THIS LIST HERE:
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13608/top-50-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year-part-1/
We also have a book, filled with 300 hilarious autocorrect entries that will keep you laughing for days. It makes a great holiday gift! You can grab it at your favorite bookstore, or online at Amazon!
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Dude, that’s your first spam? wow, you’re a bloody pro! couldn’t tell the difference!
Omg stupid idea to read these while in a/a classes. O just earned a extra session for lol
Oh Nikki, that is classic. I”m reading it up at the inlaws over the holiday. keeping me sane.
The funniest things I have ever read…..never LOLLED so much at a few text messages!!! My stomach muscles are aching from laughing!!! OMG!!
Glad that we could make you laugh, Liz! We are always happy to see positive feedback!
I am glad I had my asthma inhaler nearby. Best, longest and coughingest laughs I have had in a long time. Thanks!
I had the same problem! 3 Asthma attacks and a trip to the bathroom after the first few! These are deadly!!LOLOL
Laughed my a$$ off! I needed that!!
Laughed my a$$ off! Thanks, I needed that!!
I think you just made my year. THE ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! Dear god, I cannot stop laughing. In physical pain here!
It’s so true that laughter is healthy. I was actually slipping into a bit of depression today. After laughing harder than I can remember in a long time….I FEEL MUCH BETTER!!!!!! Thanks!!
funny shit….i’m dying here and crying, stomach hurts
Just shows how perverted everyone’s minds are if Autocorrect thinks it needs to change everything to “pussy” and “butthole.” Seriously the funniest thing I have seen in a while. I’m crying from laughing!
dam!! whoever came up with this site is sheer genius!! i am laughing so dam hard and it’s 1:30 am!!! Holy Cow!! Funny, funny shit!
how on the earth the engineers at Apple write the code for the autocorrect? it is always autocorrect to either dirty or kinky. LOL
I was wondering the same thing! I thought some of these were fake since, I thought that words would get predicted by how likely they are to come on conversation…or if the first letter is on the same key as another letter. (i guess that tells everyone I have a very basic phone! )
It corrects stuff to words or phrases you use a lot. So it’s not Apple that’s dirty, just the people who do the texting.
Its noy always dirty or kinky lol, but those texts are the funniest….thats why they r on the site lol
OMG I have tears rolling down my face!! These are freakin hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!!!
Oh this is epic! Thanks for this collection. Fun reading.
You are very welcome, Mary. Thank you for the appreciation!
I was getting ready to order chinese food and told my son I was going to get it at Pick Up Stixs and autocorrect changed it to Pick Up Studs. My husband and I were laughing so hard we were crying.
I hope everyone enjoyed this collection, it was a lot of fun to put together I always love to receive your hilarious auto corrects. Keep sending them in!
Thanks Charles! I appreciate the time and energy that went into collecting and sharing these. I laughed so hard last night (and into the early morning!) that I thought I would wake the household. These are truly hilarious!
I have read this stuff like 4 times over the last month+, it doesn’t matter how many times I read it it still makes me bust a gut laughing… Every time!!! And in a very much needed time of laughter, thank you!!!
OMG!!!! DYING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
So, I’m still wondering – what was the explanation behind LMAOPRomotionalkittenbasket? What does that mean? Why was that even in the person’s phone? If that person comes back and tells us, I’ll love them forever. Any time someone mentions it on here, I wonder.
I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard ever. This was truely the funniest thing I’ve ever read. My goodness, I feel great after that laugh, but my face and nose are in agonizing pain and I no longer have a voice from laughing so much. You all should be a daily requirement for us all.
laughing and crying in Panera. the guy behind me keeps turning around to see if i’m dead.
omg I haven’t laughed this hard in a very long time. Thankyou
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING. AUTO CUCUMBER LOOOOOOOOL
OH MY GOD. I was crying laughing. ITS UNBELIVABLE, neber thought I’d find somwthing like this this funny.
I was laughing so hard I was crying! This is a great site for improving one’s mental health!
Toooo funny!!! You can’t make this stuff up. I agree with ANONYMOUS’s comment: “So, I’m still wondering – what was the explanation behind LMAOPRomotionalkittenbasket”
Anyone care to enlighten me?
Laughing so hard everyone ast work negros looking as me
Really
I was sitting in the woods reading these while trying to deer hunt. Had tears rolling down my face and was busting a gut trying not to lol and needless to say I didn’t see any deer. This is hilarious!!
That was absolutley the funniest stuff i have EVER read!
That apple sauce one had me laughing til I was crying…”WTF how much apple sauce did you buy?”
i suffer from clinical depression and am on medication, but I swear I can come here and I will laugh hysterically until I am in a better mood. Nobody could make this stuff up. It’s too funny.
Charles you are brilliant thanks so much for putting this together I have been grieving over the loss of my dog and this just made me laugh so hard! I am now feeling guilty.
Oh my Lord… My sides ache from laughing and it is not even 7am, my neighbours – must think I’ve completely Lost it…
Thank for the entertaining start to my Wednesday!!
Happy New Year! Ttfn x
Charlie
She broke her finger in my buthole…
one of the funniest things I have ever read….
Wow I almost pissed my pants !! Props to you for putting this together. I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in all my life.
OMG … I mistakenly opened this site at my grand father’s funeral. Laughing so hard that you cry while attending service evidently confused people. ROFLMAO
Why were you on the internet at your grand father’s funeral anyway?
unbelievably funny, promotionalkittenbasket and cockslap. oh dear.
Please, more, more! I want more, where can I find more of this?
This is so awesome too bad for those people but its so funny.I hate autocorrect for this reason too.
Very funny stuff, even though they didn´t seem at all genuine!
Saw this posted on a buddy’s FB and it’s almost 4 in the morning and I am sleeping between my kids lol I kept on nearly waking them as I read the 2nd lol and by 5 i had to do deep breathe to be quiet and by 10 I had to roll over and put my face in the pillow lol and by the time I got to 25 I was in tears holding my mouth!
Talk about good medicine … Or rather Text about good medicine! For us anyway!
Ps: once I texted my twin and told him my elder sister said asses to him lol
So Funny I haven’t laughed out loud like that in SO long thank you !
Hilarious! I read this in the middle of a quiet waiting room and people are looking at me like I’m crazy. I have tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard and I’m all red!
Well this just saved a completly boring day
I can’t breathe! I had to stop after six or so cuz I was laughing at work and now home crying! Hands down funniest I’ve ever read in my life!
Funniest I have ever read! OMG. I was crying and could hardly breathe. More, more, I want more!
FAAAKE!!!!
needed a good laugh and OMG did I get that…. long time since i´ve laughed to much… couldn´t see the screen in the end for tears
Shit…I almost died laughing.
I haven’t laughed so much in ages. Thanks!
Funniest site on the entire internet. I do night shift then come home and get on to this page. I am sitting here in darkness laughing so much I am crying. I love love love this.
Sooooo funny!! I laughed so hard while reading these!