-submitted by Angelica
Martha Stewart Says: For maximum Thanksgiving festivity and nutritional absorption, it’s best to insert Tom Turkey vaginally.
It’s a good thing.
Yes that did just happen.
Right now I’m listening to Green Day – Hitchin’ a Ride and just heard the line “cold turkey”…
Did anyone have a flashback from a south park episode
LMAO! YES!! I knew someone would’ve said this already! =P
Which one XD
the one where kenny would do anything for money…even climb up a woman’s vagina
No, the one where instead of eating from the mouth, people found out they could eat from the butt.
They would anally insert food items and poop out of their mouths. There was even a Martha Steward episode with a turkey.
I was thinking of the “Ass Burgers” episode. Putting the burgers into Cartman’s anus to give them that secret flavour.
Taking the turducken one horrific step further.
Would that be turkussy or purkey.!?
thisiswhyyourefat.com.
They just spoiled PETA’s new ad campaign.
@BECKETTART for the win!
“Honey, we’re eating out for Thanksgiving!”
well it would hurt if you just rammed that thing in there…
Is gravy a good lubricant?
Good advice either way.
So that’s why mine was so dry.
Yes, it’s so good!
Just make sure the vagina doesn’t have teeth.
emphasis on SLOWLY killed me. LOLOL
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Martha Stewart Says: For maximum Thanksgiving festivity and nutritional absorption, it’s best to insert Tom Turkey vaginally.
It’s a good thing.
Yes that did just happen.
Right now I’m listening to Green Day – Hitchin’ a Ride and just heard the line “cold turkey”…
Did anyone have a flashback from a south park episode
LMAO! YES!!
I knew someone would’ve said this already! =P
Which one XD
the one where kenny would do anything for money…even climb up a woman’s vagina
No, the one where instead of eating from the mouth, people found out they could eat from the butt.
They would anally insert food items and poop out of their mouths. There was even a Martha Steward episode with a turkey.
I was thinking of the “Ass Burgers” episode. Putting the burgers into Cartman’s anus to give them that secret flavour.
Taking the turducken one horrific step further.
Would that be turkussy or purkey.!?
thisiswhyyourefat.com.
They just spoiled PETA’s new ad campaign.
@BECKETTART for the win!
“Honey, we’re eating out for Thanksgiving!”
well it would hurt if you just rammed that thing in there…
Is gravy a good lubricant?
Good advice either way.
So that’s why mine was so dry.
Yes, it’s so good!
Just make sure the vagina doesn’t have teeth.
emphasis on SLOWLY killed me. LOLOL