The 16 Funniest Autocorrects From September, 2011
These were the 16 funniest autocorrect submissions sent into this site in September, 2011. Congratulations to the submitters!
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76 Responses
I know I’m evil but I love it when autocorrect ruins relationships!
Not evil. If they’re dumb enough to let something like that ruin their relationship, it’s funny lol
I hear you but like the Tyler one above, it shows what people are hiding from their significant other. the shit people will text before waiting to see if its an auto correct
seriously though even if she was saying she hates his bald spot does that really call for that degree of insult? Shows what kind of “man” he is and how he’ll be in fights!!
Guess this site doesn’t stick with base-10 round numbers. Oh well, base 2 FTW.
I still like “What the fructose” best.
Hexadecimal, FTW!
Wouldn’t surprise me to see that in an Orbit commerical sometime.
omg… the black/white/pink clitoris one is HILARIOUS.. HOW FRIGGEN AWKWARD!
“ANSWER MY BONER!”
What the fructose?
I love how that on’es all caps too, she’s totally pissed
What the fructose was awesome, but I’m loving the ones where the parents just roll with it. And the one where the daddy is realizing his little girl isn’t so little anymore (Wait…spying?).
Who gets written up for talking at work? Where do you work with Trappist monk?
Library.
No, worked at a library for 15 years. They’re not as quiet in real life as the movies make them out to be.
What about in the show All That? They had a skit every once in a while where the librarian yelled all the time <3 one of my favorites.
The procratinator to the rescue! I will save you. EVENTUALLY!
Ugh, I went to our new neighborhood library yesterday, and there were hardly even any books there! Just computers and play area.
dude, people talk on their phones like it’s their living room, i wishe some people would get written up where i work, holy shit it would help soooo much :/
SORRYIATETHELASTWAFFLE…..classic
That’s my favourite of all the all-caps ones!
Mine is the DICKINABOX one
mine had to be MOTTSAPPLESAUCE lmao!
Totally, it has to be MOTTSAPPLESAUCE. That one gets me every time haha
……can’t tonight, going bowling with GANDALFTHEGREY….awesome one
BEST EVER
Well…this is awkward…
Awe… the bowling with GANDALFTHEGREY didn’t make it.
That’s because it wasn’t “funny,” it was AWESOME!
…..well if we’re bein honest …..nothing good can follow that statement.
Ohhh! Wow I so need that laugh! Think I found some new entertainment!
I love “Well it is Craigslist, you never know”
Also, the one where the dad says it’s a shame his daughter isn’t a lesbian ahaa.
That one was hilarious, but i like the one from wayyyy back where the dude said he was drinking a cock and jizz exploded in his face. Makes me laugh my ass off everytime.
Most of these were like ok.. heh… fun to read a second time. However… ANSWER MY BONER gets me every time.
Panic at the dildo has me lmfao every time.
Holy crap! The clitoris one was priceless!
I couldn’t stop laughing at the competitive Horse sex at the parents house LOL
Yeah. I’m not exactly sure what that would be (probably a good thing), but reading it makes me LMAO.
SORRYIATETHELASTWAFFLE is one of my favorite of all time.
Nothing better than some nutritious baby black kids XD I nearly died from that one! And ‘better safe than SORRYIATETHELASTWAFFLE’
Anyone else get the “baby back ribs” jingle stuck in their head after reading the “baby black kids” one?
Have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard, but I keep wondering–are all of these for real? I know phone autocorrect does some crazy stuff, but I can’t help wondering if some people set some of these up so they can post them here.
Either way, they are hilarous.
Have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard, but I keep wondering–are all of these for real? I know phone autocorrect does some crazy stuff, but I can’t help wondering if some people set some of these up so they can post them here.
Either way, they are hilarious.
Oops, sorry about the double post. Was correcting a typo.
The ‘competitive horse sex at my parents’ house’ is a riot.
One night I wrote, hahahaha, but it autocorrected to the word Haitians. lol
Because there’s nothing funnier than Haitians
Ya, thats not even funny
ANSWER MY BONER!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I love the ones that reveal secrets XD, and answer my boner is hilarious
…i thought i was going to fall off my bed laughing at “every day i’m snuffleupagus” i’m pretty sure my co-teacher is going to cry from laughing so hard when i tell her about that tomorrow, we’re always breaking out in party rock anthem in our classroom!
HAHA @ ANSWER MY BONER! LOL
I love the dad that doesn’t care if his daughter is a lesbian.
Parenting = You are doing it right.
ANSWER MY BONER! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
officially saying what the fructose now…
damn! i missed the competitive horse sex this year! that post was fucking epic! i dont know about anyone else but we dont have that at MY family’s labor day cockout (oops, I meant cookout lol)
This site gives my day meaning! Iget some bad texts but never as funny! Gonna ask 4 ‘baby black kids’ at Chilies next time I go!! LMAO
haha “Every day I’m Snuffleupagus” Holy fuck! that is awesomeness right there, everytime i here the song now i have to replace Shufflin with Snuffalupagus xD
“ANSWER MY BONER” reminded me of “RESPOND TO MY BONER”
Panic, at the motherfucking dildo….
LMAO! can…..not….. breath……
4 tablespoons of freshly squeezed penis juice…
4 tablespoons of vaginal extract…
What the actual fuck?!
What if you mixed the fresh-squeezed penis juice with the vaginal extract??
You might end up pregnating the oven
You win for best comment
You might end up with an order of BBQ baby black kids LMAO
LOOOOLLL the *ANSWER MY BONER* one made me laugh the hardest. Really I rolled to the other end of my bed with that one. Too epic!
Oh my god I’m just laughing my lungs out! Best one was the pencil/butt one. Gold!
Omg I thought I was gonna die there! I can’t decide which is funnier – ‘what the fructose’ or ‘every day i’m snuffalupagus’ Man they both cracked me right up! I think I have a 6 pack from laughing so damn hard!
since were being honest i hate your saggy tits and fat ass!!!!! lmfao
Cannot read this site in class… lesson learned :S
on the plus side my prof was trying his hardest not to laugh as well after looking at my screen
I now want an iPhone for the soul purpose of seeing if this stuff actually happens… and to make whales…
How unlucky is that girl that her dad gets autocorrected to dick and pussy in the same text?!?!?!
Lord Have Mercy!! This website is gonna be the death of me……
I have to keep telling myself……DO NOT READ AT WORK……
This is the fructosing funniest ship ever!!!
my name is andrea… O_O
I can’t stop ready this website! Best laugh of my day, every day!
I was laughing so hard, I had tears ……..so funny. I don’t own a fancy phone, just a pre-paid one, so this doesn’t happen to me…….
But, thanks for the laugh – made my day better.
still what to know why andrea was so pissed. still kinda weird if your dad pokes you in the butt with a anything
fick you!!!
*fhkd
What the fruck
fhkd isnt even a word
I pive up
FUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay it got it right
my phone doesn’t let me take photos so this is what happened to me when i was texting my ex who had just broken up with me