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HAHA lol @ leaving the half eaten hooker in trunk!
That was the best one lol. Just so perfect!
I guess I’m not the only one who gets worried when waxing.
I wax poetic when I wax worried.
Half eaten hooker one still kills me.
that was my fav one!!
“This phone is a piece of Shih-Tzu!” lol I liked how his iPhone prevented him from talking shit about his phone.
So one person’s secret ingredient is four tablespoons of penis juice and another one’s is the same amount of vaginal extract? I sense a connection…
You pay too much attention… XD
I think you’re wrong. I laughed my ass off after reading that comment.
Tuna in my mother fucking PURSE!
Cue Samuel L Jackson saying: “I’ve had it with this motherf@ckin’ tuna in my motherf@ckin’ purse!”
Definitely back on track, sooooooooooo funny!
omg @ the turdicken!!!!
I love how they sent a pic of Jenna Marbles throwing “The Face” after finding out about the penis juice!
The Face and Jenna Marbles are awesome.
You are so right! <3
how did human beef not make the cut? my favourite.
How is Mom’s shaved “pork” not on here?!
I love it when they try to fix it, but that gets auto-corrected too and then it just sounds like they are emphasizing the wrong thing.
Tuna in my puss still kills me. XD
My favorite is the the Turduckin. It cracks me up that dad just played along!! LOL and, the one with mom and son “Don’t shake your dick or it will explode everywhere” LOL im dying!
OMG who knew food could be so funny XD XD
How does toast slices become testicles? lol
“I dont want that either”
Brilliant!!
Where’s the shaved pussy/pork one?!
I can’t wait for turDICKen to make a surprise appearance in Talon’s next conversation, and I hope it’s posted on here.
But.. you don’t put the duck in the chicken, it’s chicken duck turkey… ducks are generally larger than chicken… soo… just saying…. meanwhile dicks are generally smaller than chickens …. so their recipe might work. I had to clarify that though…
“I’m not putting my dick in a chicken!” LOL. Srsly though, if that happened to a guy, he could barf from the pain.
Mmmmmm… having buttsex while eating hot fudge doesn’t sound like a bad idea though. That sounds tasty and erotic at the same time!
Seriously.. funniest fail of all time? “I’m starving!”
“Brought you a soggy vag from the resturant”
“I’m hungry but I’m not THAT hungry..”
“Doggy vag”
“I don’t want that either”…. LMFAO!! Laugh my ass of EVERY TIME!
Buttsex penis XD