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The girl that never wipes is probably the same girl as the one that sniffs sh*t once in a while.
Awesome observation!
agreed
NIIIIICE
Wouldn’t want to take her pantyliner off with my teeth!
Charlay, I just about pissed myself… Goodjob!
Lol the ones that freaked out on each other already had serious problems with the relationship. That was the best ever!
I was just thinking the same thing.
I agree. I’d hope that anyone who was in a good relationship would stop and wait a moment before jumping to conclusions based on a single text message. Asking for confirmation is always a good thing in such a case, such as “Did you really mean to say you’re staying over John’s?”
Honest mistakes happen, as this site attests to.
well, if i recall in the John text, she had previously cheated on him with a guy named john … given that, i’d say freaking out wasn’t exactly unreasonable…
I love these lists! I can’t decide which is my favorite, though (and I know the entire internet is waiting with baited breath to find out). I can’t decide between Dimple-Nipples and dreaming of the Fuhrer. I think “Oh ha I was just kidding” is the best response.
Lmao! I second that! Like who the fuck tries to play it off like they were just kidding AFTER the fact. That’s some psycho shit. I wish all people would have at least one “oh I was just kidding” relationship moment via text. Then we would all know the liars from the honest ones. Right?
hahhaha cant wait to see your beautiful nipples again
youre acting like a psycho bitch….hahaha thats seriously the best ever.
Is he sure she’s acting?
So you two are saying that if someone cheated on you (or you thought they did) and you got really pissed, you would be okay with being told “you’re acting like psycho bitches?” Or that you would be fine with someone cheating on you? Or is it that you sympathize with him because you have cheated on your partners before? Or are you truly unmindful of the damage an affair can cause?
You’re acting like psycho bitch.
checkmate, people!
Lol these are funny. Reminds me of an autocorrect fail my boyfriend sent me. I asked him what he was doing and he replied and said he was eating cum. What he meant to say was atm lol
Is atm a lot different from just plain old cum?
He was eating an ATM?
Atm means ass to mouth now. no longer the automated teller machine.
I’m pretty sure in this context it means “at the moment”. As in, she asks what he’s doing and he says “I’m eating at the moment”…
Is that really better?
he was probably eating cum and wanted to know how you would react… JK
That’s awesome! I bet you were pissing yourself laughing
I wonder if the people designing the auto correct do it on purpose.
Well, at this point you’d know whose marriages would be stable, successful, and happy and who marriages will end with a mauling.
I love how AT&T never, ever has full signal.
ISN’T AT&T GRAND THOUGH!?!?!
No.
“you’re acting like a psycho bitch” bahahahaha
I think the girl who was “acting like a psycho bitch” had every right to respond the way she did. If my boyfriend had texted me that, I’d probably freak out too. Of course, I would apologize if it was autocorrect, but she’s not a ‘bitch’ for saying what she did.
Umm, she assumed he was ignoring her after the first two response she sent. And then told him to go fuck himself. Thats not really normal. And I bet she sent all those message in like 15 seconds.
You don’t know the timespan of when she sent those messages. It could have been hours apart because there’s no time stamp on the texts for us to see. You can’t assume stuff like that they were sent w/in 15 secs of each other and get mad @ her. This is what’s wrong w/ society…
Deffinity was within 5-10 minutes at the longest. Trust me, I have an iPhone. After around 15min the next text gets tagged with a new time stamp.
Even so, if she genuinely thought he was cheating, she had a right to be upset.
Meanwhile, the guy who flips his shit over the girl going to “John’s” gets a completely free pass for his behavior. The double standards in the comments are really getting old.
Double standards? Please. If you would just get your ass back in the kitchen where you belong you wouldn’t have to worry about it!
Couldnt have put it better myself.
What the fuck is wrong with you?! You disgusting sexist son of a bitch! How the fuck dare you? Jojo had a point! What the motherfucking hell is wrong with you?! You worthless sexist trash! You can burn in hell with Drewski! See if you bastards like it when YOUR asses are in SATAN’s kitchen. And a pot too!
The “I never wipe” one gets me every time. It`s just such a sweet moment, then…that. Bahaha XD
no matter how many times I have read that, I still crack up like it’s the first time reading it
yeah i think thats the best one. LOL
You know I am SOOOOO glad that some people do not turn off their autp correct cause this stuff is F***** FUNNY!!!
The Danny convo is sad.
So I misread the “Mmm” from the first text as “Mom” and that put it at a whole nother level until I reread it and was like “Oooh…” o_O
Hahaha same here I was like WTF that is sooo wrong who are theses people. Then reread it and that was a relief lol =D
i wonder how many of these people are still together…I love the first one XD
Dreaming of the Fuhrer. *snicker* That never gets old.
Aww baby that was about the creepiest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
“You know what else I think is really sexy? Boyscouts.” LOL
Autocorrect destroying relationships and creating awkward moments. Gotta love it!!
OMG Have not laughed this hard in a long time ……..Csn not wait to see more …..
Wow!! Lmao!
Boyscouts? Really dude? I think somebody has been nominated for the Pedobear award this year…..
The boyscouts one was epic.auto correct is terrible I accidentally texted my boss the other day ” if you’re dripping for lunch grab me something and I’ll party you when you get here.. He’s old enough to be my dad and I know his wife, very awkward
this poor guy sounds so earnest, like he’s going to jail for a while, or off to war in a far away land, “i love you babe, with all my heart, don’t ever forget that” and she comes back with, “i never wipe”
just fantastic