The 14 Greatest Work Autocorrects Of 2011
DYAC is one year old this month! Time files when you’re ducking up texts!
To celebrate, we’re going to run lots of great lists and book giveaways, so stay tuned. We’re kicking things off with our 14 favorite WORK-RELATED AUTOCORRECTS. Texting on the clock can be dangerous. Want proof? Check out these hilarious fails:
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See ya tomorrow, nigga! hahahahahaha!
This was the one that made me laugh the most, my family thought i was dying
I was crying at the one that said “That’s okay, last week my mom asked me to eat her ass.”
HAHHAHA!
OMFG, SO WAS I! LOL
Me too!
Well, actually, he asked her.
What does it matter?
The point is there was ass eating going on.
No, she said “if I could eat her ass.”, the mother didn’t say that, lol.
“See you tomorrow nigga” is probably the best one here.
because the response was, “excuse me!”
I wonder if the respondee was black…. that would have been priceless!
especially if the writer was white..
Pretty sure that was actually the case. XD
That’s the one that cracked me up the most! I was crying right then!
hahahha I soooo agreee! I was like wheezing!!! hahhah
what was the original name of this one?
def!! hahahahahah
Pro Tip: Do not drink water while reading this site.
My monitor had a coffee bath.
Or eat an apple.
But submit these from apple
lets classify this as an iJoke… kay? yes, lets.
Or watch in the middle off the night when everyones asleep lol
LOL Too late XD Cept it was soda, so my screen is sticky as hell. So is my keyboard.
Yes, well, a few weeks ago I was reading DYAC to my sister. She spat tea on me then peed her pants.
I’m sorry! I shouldn’t laugh but that seriously cracked me up! Tea doesn’t stain, does it?
Blackball Belgian IPA beer. I laughed so hard at “Yum! Spring” that my dog got up and came over to check on me.
Also, laughing so hard Spanish rice comes out your nose is painful and uncomfortable. Just so you know…
I have read them all already but still, I am dying. I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts! All so funny!!
William/ hand job and Darryl/nigga!!!!
LMAOPRomotionalkittenbasket!
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lol i almost threw up, i was laughing so hard
Hey it’s Tina from accounting! I’m craving some Tina’s puss right about now. ^_^
I think Benjamin was goofing off with Brandon at work… :\
Im out of breath and i cant stop laughing… dont read these at work…
I’ll add to that and say do NOT read these while on a conference call with your Director and Senior VP.
I agree! I have to stop reading this at work, I’m laughing way too hard!
You forgot my favorite where someone accidently had their phone put in DICKINABOX hahaha
OMG these are just too funny! I’m fucking dying over here!
These were great, but “I hope it’s your shaved pussy” HAS to be one of the top 14 of the year.
That’s not a WORK AUTOCORRECT, Ben. These are ones that have to do with work and the office.
Jillian, You are a saint and should get a nobel peace prize for making this site. DYAC brings so much joy to my life. =D
Hate to think of the accident that would result in Tom putting a staple remover under his ballsack.
The only way someone could come in my face all day is if I were too restrained even to text.
The reason Tom has the staple remover under his ballsack is to remove the staples his now exgirlfriend put there when she found him with Helen.
lol! ‘under toms ballsac’ is EPIC
Been looking at this website since the beginning. Provided a lot of laughter over the past year for me.
same here!!!
Likewise ^_^
This shit is better than any narcotic out there lol… just awesome.
My iPad had me posted on Facebook as “still etching” (would you like to come up and see my…)
I wrote “teaching”.
My ex-pupils got a surprise.
So I’m confused, did she get fired for showing you her pussy or not????
She showed her pink slip, not her pink slit.
OMG!! I was dying at work reading all these. Hilarious!!!
“Is this real life?” Kills me everytime. David + DYAC = Genius!
Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide with no escape from reality…
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
These have got to be the funniest I have ever seen.
I just love how Helen’s iPhone made it seem like Lucy tried to go for some lesbian action in the breakroom as the reason for getting fired.
OMG I AM SHITTING MYSELF RIGHT NOW! GIRL SCOUT PUSSIES!
Hahahahahahahaha!!! “can any of you lick up my shit?” and “Tina’s puss” are my faves. I have a friend named Tina and my phone changes it to Tuna if I’m not careful. This site is like an anti-depressant to me.
I really miss the one where the manager tells his female employee he’s coming down to grab her black ass.
I was hoping to see that one too! Her response “I hope you buy me dinner first” was as good as the autocorrect itself!
omg Brandon, eating your mom’s ass? really? lmao that was a classic..
The “show muff” one should have been here. I nearly killed myself over that.
ROFLMFAO- this should be required reading 4 anyone buying an android!!
OMG I wish my workplace was this fun XD
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harrassment.
Harrassment who?
Harrassment more to me than my job.
I have bad asthma, and I often laugh so hard reading these that I’m afraid I may have a fatal asthma attack one of these days! But its probably worth it.
Unless the last words coming out of your mouth written on the obituary are “and then she said “see you tomorrow nigga.” and peed herself laughing before going unconscious” O_O
I love dyac! These are all hilarious!!!
Is this real life??
The Girl Scout one is pretty much begging to have a picture of Pedobear with it.
That “tina’s puss” one get me every time. They should post that once a week.
I’m in tears of laughter. Nothing cheers me up like this website! Bless You Autocorrect!
Tina? The woman from accounting?? HAHAHAHAHA!!! I’m still laughing so hard I’m crying, 15 minutes later!
Bowel movement! Yum! Spring!
Man that got me laughing so hard, so involuntarily…
Hahah lmfaoo!!!!!!
The “guy next to me has been coming in my face all day” had me laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes.
“Brief Cunnilingus” text had me in tears, fuck I haven’t laughed like that for ages.
i am laughin so hard i keep waking up my husband whos trying to sleep. poor guy, i cant stop laughing.
and i do not have the ability to stop reading this funny shit, i just cant turn it off.
haha that “nigga” one was the funniest. i nearly shitted myself when i read it. and she replied “excuse me?”
“autocorrect is ruining my life”.. Lmfao