Submitted by Aimee
March 16, 2013 at 10:38 pm
Lol. That's a 2 girl 1 cup of coffee!
March 17, 2013 at 10:07 pm
I got it. 4 shots on ice in a venti cup with 2 1/2 pumps of white mocha and the rest nonfat milk vigorously stirred. ;)
Jonathan Ross Buckham:
March 17, 2013 at 11:08 pm
Cause that took a genius to figure out.
March 22, 2013 at 6:21 pm
And took a real mature person to point that out, right?
March 26, 2013 at 11:28 pm
As a non native English speaker it was so helpful for me that response, so don't tell her off.
April 2, 2013 at 11:51 pm
As a non-"Starbs" patron, I was able to decipher most of it, but I appreciate the full translation!
April 10, 2013 at 5:12 am
@Raquel Higueras I don't think there aren't any English words on the Starbucks menu. It's all Italian!
Vinay Narayan Easwaran:
May 11, 2013 at 6:46 pm
and with a name like raquel higueras you think she speaks italian?? she is spanish-speaking...
March 18, 2013 at 5:14 am
Ummm yeah, would you like some non fat boys to go with that?
March 18, 2013 at 11:48 am
Jonathan no one said it took a genius. It is called a sense of humor. You might want to try to find one.
March 19, 2013 at 10:17 am
Sorry, still can't find where your comment was funny, or had any point at all. :(
Or this one, either, for that matter....
March 19, 2013 at 5:03 pm
And the point of your comment was to prove what? You along with Jonathan are a douche?
March 22, 2013 at 6:22 pm
Don't let the internet "kiddies" get to you. Some people have nothing better to do, than take a website dedicated to funny autocorrects WAY too serious. They need to get off the internet more.
March 26, 2013 at 3:15 pm
White Michael, as in post-surgery Michael Jackson?
March 28, 2013 at 7:00 pm
lmao a white michael.
March 29, 2013 at 6:51 pm
So they person is on the floor and can't move and they order a coffee?
April 1, 2013 at 6:06 pm
If I worked at Starbucks I 'd be like what? black coffee? black coffee it is!
May 14, 2013 at 1:17 am
laughed waaaaayyyyyy toooooo hardd :-) just thinking I'll be getting a similar one in just 3 hours makes it even funnier :-D
Mike James Porter:
May 16, 2013 at 4:12 pm
There are no words. Just difficulty breathing :P
Tasha Noble Durrant:
July 12, 2013 at 8:52 pm
August 24, 2013 at 5:15 pm
"Non-fat milf" 'nough said. Lol.
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