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76 Responses
“I wrote bosssss…”
There’s the problem. He’s dating a snake.
No, he’s dating Gollum. Either way, time to dump and run.
Cobra Commander?
Nice!
“I wassss a maaaannn!!!”
A creeper maybe?
Chill, Allie; he was no ruder than your message came out.
It’s a lot easier to correct a fat ass than a bald spot. Hell, a boob job is probably cheaper than follicle transplants.
Hmmm….. I’m guessing you’ve got the bald spot and not the other things.
Relationships are build on truth and honesty anyway..
Built … and destroyed.
Epic! Will remember this forever!
If people would quit intentionally misspelling shit, they’d have a better chance of auto correct not doing stuff like that.
Maybe his boss speaks like that. Or not.
Yes, but if they quit misspelling things, this site wouldn’t be nearly as entertaining.
Tom – except that he insulted her twice and could’ve asked why she said it before insulting her. Chances are he didn’t mind so much if they were gettin’ down ;P.
true, but then we wouldn’t have this entertainment and you wouldn’t have anything to complain about,
Who’s complaining? That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day!
Hint : Proofread before hitting Send.
Maybe they couldn’t proofread. It’s hard enough to text and drive. I can see it now…. Sorry officer, it was an accident, I was proofreading my text! ;-D
Or you could just, you know, not text and drive.
I agree fully (Sera.)
By far the dumbest reply I’ve seen today.
Why should you write bossssss?
Dr. Crusher vs. Cpt. Picard
ROUND 1
*FIGHT*
I’d buy you Rogaine when you start losing all your hair
Sew on patches to all you tear
‘Cause I love you more than I could ever promise
And you take me the way I am.
-Ingrid Michaelson
You need to give credit to the artist if you quote them.
ya because ingrid michaelson is reading this site
Anytime you pass along someone else’s work without proper credit, it’s wrong. Stealing is still stealing, whether anyone saw you, or not.
Who gives a fuck??? Lighten up!
Yeah, because that reference is sooooooo obscure I thought nobody would be able to recognize it.
Silly me, it’s not my own work. It’s from some insipid song that I’ve heard on the radio about 10,000 too many times…
At least he didn’t mention how much he hated HER baldspot as well.
Noticed his answer is the same as the one from a different screenshot, where a guy wrote to a girl that he will dump her as soon as he gets home and she tells him something like: fine, I thought anyway that we needed some time off.”, then he says something like: “WTF (Jenny?) I meant jump on you, not dump you, I got autocorrected” and then she says the same: This is awkward.
Regarding this pic:
1) Of course you’ll get autocorrected for writing bosssss, there is no such word in the dictionary, how the hell should your autocorrect guess that you like to hiss?! I hate it when people are surprised by that.
2) Tyler definitely overreacted. Funny though if he really has a baldspot, although I didn’t know baldspot was written all together hmmm
3) Ask first, accuse later. A “What’s up with that?”, then waiting for an answer to explain the random message would have been more appropriate.
You have problems.
You have problems.
You might have problems. But I don’t know you, so I won’t judge.
Me has problems
Your mom has problems.
A great input from our very own Dr Phil.
Hey Alexandra, I thought we were just writing witty comments, not short stories ;-p Role play much?!
I think that was a good post unlike some of the others only talking about retarded crap and that’s off subject , very well thought out .
shut it, celeste. celeste is a lesbian name, anyhow. how’s THAT for off topic?
Name one. I have my problems alright, but to blame a phone for your poor typing would be a bigger concern than any of my problems. Also, call me skeptical, but it’s too big of a coincidence to get the same reply in the same type of situation. “This is awkward.” – really?
What makes you think it’s the same Tyler? There are more than 1 Tylers in the world!
You put into my mouth words I didn’t say (type), yet you call me crazy? If everyone would be as crazy as I am, the world would be a safer place to live in.
I don’t know about that alexandra! Look at how crazy your getting over a little friendly banter! I bet you are a super twitchy ball of fun! Geez, I wonder what you’re like at parties :-/ Lighten up a little! Life is a lot more fun if you don’t take things so seriously
That’s just how you’re choosing to read her posts. In my mind, she’s calm. Couldn’t say for sure though.
People say, “this is awkward” all the time, all over the place. It’s like a catch phrase and its not strange at all.
I say “Well this is awkward” every chance I get ‘cuz the phrase is really funny to me. Even at work, like when a coworker tells the boss(sssssss) “I wasn’t pooping”, perfect moment for “well this is awkward”. (Of course when done laughing hysterically).
srsly?!? it’s fucking DYAC…. lighten up!
Give it a rest we just like to laugh at this stuff geez!!
All right, all right. DYAC makes me laugh most of the time anyway, but sometimes I pay too much attention to details and I might end up over-analyzing stuff, like in this case.
I didn’t say it was the same Tyler, but that autocorrect might have served as an inspiration for this one. Just sayin’. I just found it to be a strange coincidence, I don’t know about you guys, but if I would screw it up so badly like Tyler, I doubt that “this is awkward” would be the first thing that would came into my mind. An apology perhaps?
Anyway, genuine autocorrect or not, my three points stand
please go away!
this is a site for having a lough or two
not for your self-portrayal
get over yourself. Seriously.
When ever a girl flies off the handle about an autocorrect everyone attacks her. Whenever a guy flies off the handle about an autocorrect everyone attacks the girl for not double checking before she sends.
That’s coz everything, everywhere, is always the woman’s fault.
I may have said something like this on an earlier post (where then of course everyone accused ME of overreacting…)
We have some serious double standards going on somewhere…
If he hates your “fat ass” he’s gay. Lose him.
If he *doesn’t* hate your fat ass… he’s a lesbian. Better lose him anyway just to be on the safe side.
What in Hell is so great about a FAT ass?
The boss must speak in parseltongue. SSSSSSS.
The response was pretty awesome though. Well played.
LMAO, classic, good luck Tyler
Maybe she has a typing impediment, god you people are harsh.
Well this guy overreacted, and if he manages to react that badly to something so ridiculous, then she’s probably better off. Haha.
Autocorrect . . . The ultimate homewrecker!
Autocorrect ruins lives…
Wait wait I don’t understand…..why are all these women texting from the kitchen? Isn’t that kind of dangerous my dinner might burn
A kitchen/woman joke! Hilarious! Genius! original!
I thought womanizers have better pick-up lines. Disappointed
The only pick up line you should be worried about is the line you pick up my dinner in.
+1
-1
I honestly want to kill everyone who makes kitchen jokes, it’s unoriginal and bothersome.
(Yes, kill sounds extreme, but this is the internet, being merciful or specific doesn’t work for the casual folk.)
That was akward!!!!Lol
Can you say “Sleeping on the couch?”