6 Hurricane Irene Autocorrect Fails
Hurricane Irene is currently wreaking havoc along the east cost of the United States. The storm is causing heavy winds and rains – and some hilarious autocorrect fails. These are our 6 favorites so far. Enjoy – and stay safe, everybody!
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how does “generators” get turned into “vibrators”?
How does “blocks” get turned into “blackcocks.com”? Someone is kinky.
I’ve had plenty of mistakes where if I say it enough autocorrect saves the fails… So I would say someone’s been referring a lot of people to blackcocks.com and vibrators.
hahaha stupid sex adict
hahahahahahaha I love the fact that their friend now knows they have visited blackcocks.com now
blackcocks.com was referenced on the TV show Happy Endings last season, so MAYBE they were just curious if it was a real site? Haha. Doubt it.
I see nothing wrong with that…
lmao its a guy also this is hilarious
Yes, the iPhone wouldn’t have THAT in its dictionary unless ol’ Brendon had typed that in a lot.
The only thing I can think of is G is next to V, and N is next to B. That, and the people who wrote the autocorrect software are perverts.
read the faq.
You’d be surprised the weird autocorrects I get sometimes when I am typing fast. Stuff I NEVER typed before into the phone. So yes, it’s very possible.
Yeah, same with me. The other day I typed poem and it autocorrected to porn! I’ve never typed porn before.
Turn off auto correct aand no more blackcocks.com LMMFAO
“G” is just above “V” on the keyboard
Generator becomes vibrator when you sit on it.
THAT is funny!!!! XD
Wonderful!
LOLOLOLOLOL
HAHAHA!!!!
and high powered to boot
wouldn’t that be just a little rough though?
“When it comes to love if it’s not rough it isn’t fun.”
Not if you’re used to blackcocks.com lol
YES!!!! Winner!
Ding Ding Ding Ding!
HAHAHAHAHAHA I died!!!
Very true my friend.
Kick start and all with mud on your face after your done…especially in that situation!
funniest thing is auto correct uses words that you use frequently or have used recently..so even if its been autocorrected the other person now knows you use a vibrator and got it from blackcocks.com and most likely its black ahahhahah
You must not own an iPhone, because I’ve had autocorrects with words I’ve never used/never heard of.
Have you ever sat on one while it’s running?
blackcocks.com lol, somebody is a naughty boy or girl
Haha they have typed that in before!
No kidding! For a non-URL to get changed to a URL like that…you might assume someone’s a frequent visitor!
putting stuff up on black cocks. That’s pretty high up. How are they going to get them back down.
If the water’s cold enough, that should take care of it.
Hahahahahahaha!
OMG! Clowns seeking shelter. Totally picturing thar. Epic!
Omg! I just spit out my water reading about the family of clowns. Hahaha! That’s both cute and creepy. Who wants a weird family of clowns seeking shelter in their shed? Don’t they have ridiculously small cars to force themselves in? Why do they need someone’s shed? XD
I just picture a huge family momma pappa 5 children and a clown dog all fitting into this tiny shed being all funny about it too xD
Family of clowns? What a way to forget about the troubles a storm may cause. Laughter is just the best medicine.
Family of clowns! What did he mean to say?! I sort of hope it wasn’t an autocorrect at all, I love the idea of a whole family of clowns.
Oh, I don’t..
But, only cause I hate clowns. Still funny though!
I’m deathly afraid of clowns, but somehow a family of them seems kind of cute. I’m picturing little clown children.
I’m the opposite. I’m fine with clowns, but picturing a family of clowns… thats getting kinda creepy.
Indeed webster
Yeeeeah, if you’re picturing this as adorable, I find it hard to believe that you are truly “deathly afraid”.
I have severe coulrophobia, and I thought it was kind of funny to picture an entire family of clowns in my shed.
with little sharp things welded to there cute little hands >:)
Maybe crowes?
He meant to say “family of raccoons!” Damn you Autocorrect!
…from raccoons to clowns… I see the picture!
I bet he meant cats…but yes, family of clowns is funnier.
Cats don’t live in families. Once the kittens are weaned, mamma takes off.
Racoons (or “coons”, most likely how this guy spelled it originally) will live in a sort of social gathering.
Not necessarily. We had a very large family of wild cats living under one of our sheds. The mom stayed for years, as well as a few of the girl kittens, but as soon as the boys grew up they took off.
Well if they can fit in a tiny car, they can surely fit in a shed. ha ha ha!
Your rectal wall probably collapsed, because you took many black cocks!
Win!
Blackcocks.com!!!!! Im dying.
haha this is so funny…I am still laughing. I mean come on we all went through it. If you have swype..It is 10 times worse!!
I sometimes swype a certain word over so many times I finally give and tap it out one letter at a time. Life is too short.
Yep I agree. Sometimes swyoe just isnt worth it..Although that one about black…com That is an odd one..She must of went there before..Not something i see swype coming up with by itself..haha how embarrassing though!
I have swype and am frequently amused at what I accidently send out and noooo its not always commonly used words my any means!
“Cynthia” is a great euphemism for “cunt”. Unless, of course, you (or your mom, etc.) happens to be called Cynthia…
But then it still works if Cynthia is in fact a cunt. Then, you can insult them and politely call their name at the same time.
It works even better if Cynthia is your mother-in-law.
My mom’s name is Cynthia and my 6 week old baby’s middle name is Cynthia. But even though these particular Cynthia’s are freaking AWESOME, some Cynthia’s might very well be cunts. However, I have typed my mom’s name into my iPhone MANY times and it never changed it to “cunt.” Someone bought they’re iPhone from blackcocks.com
THANK YOU. we are in the eye and i really needed this laugh
Still alive? :S
Yes thanks
blackcocks.com? Steve Jobs is a naughty boy
I just figured “family of clowns” was a legitimate figure of speech meaning a lot of people are there. Not sure how it would be autocorrected into clowns from anything else.
he meant coons…
as in racoons…
The freaking homosexual.
Maybe mean crows? Swype is retarded sometimes.
Tony needs to have his mouth washed out with soap. But at least now I can call someone a :”Cynthia” and know what I really mean.
Brendan needs something else washed out with soap. You can almost feel the PANIC when he realized what was sent there. LOL.
Clowns give me the creeps. A family of clowns? I’d risk the hurricane and get the hell out of there.
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
east cost? East *Coast….
Hands up if you too went to look for blackcocks.com!
OMG how embarrassed must that poor guy be !!! Even funnier tho, the website does exist and it’s hardcore. I’m rolling about laughing
I love that Cynthia autocorrects to cunt
Me too! I work with a Cynthia and every time I type her name out in an email I type “Cunthia” and have to back it out. Thank goodness the auto spell check catches it! (Even though it’s actually quite a perfect nickname for her! HA!)
OK everyone, with the Cynthia comments, Cynthia did not autocorrect to cunt, cunt corrected to Cynthia!
Ok so now we know what most of these people talk about when they have these fails auto correct only know things like blackcocks.com if it was use before lmfao BUSTED
I’ve had HAHAHA turn into HAITIANS so, I think anything is possible
Everyone in the comments seems to have overlooked the heavy weirdos who casually knock down trees.
While I admit that a family of clowns is terrifying, and maybe hurricanes can be a bit scary too, is no one worried about these obese anti-arboreal menaces?
I think this was my favorite. I just imagined a bunch of giant obese people knocking trees around in this person’s yard.
I think this is the third AC that changes cunt to Cynthia. Wonder if someone at Apple has an enemy named that.
“Oh shit
My rectal wall just collapsed”
Oh shit indeed.
More like “no shit,” amirite? Eh?
*crickets*
Love love love the juggling clowns. It’s one way to pass the time until the storm’s over. And then they can help clear up any debris. A two-fer!
It could be the phone itself, not just the person behind the phone. My phone does it all the time, and I don’t have one that has the keyboards.
I typed in cunt and it auto corrected to Cynthia go figure.
No time stamps. With so many funny and real autocorrects, it annoys me that people resort to faking htme. Can’t they have a real conversation or something?
I’m assuming they were edited for space by the website.
the default txt prog on my ph does not put time or date, and it isn’t even an option. I’ve got a dif prog now that lets you show times as an option, but still not by default.
So just because it does not show time stamps doesn’t mean it isn’t real. It might or might not be… but lack of time stamps is not proof one way or the other.
Doesn’t necessarily mean the person has typed the word before. I wrote “I yelled bye” and it came out, “I yelled Byelorussian”!! I promise you, I’ve never typed Byelorussian!
Hahahaha! Byelorussioan! If you did yell it then Id know how to pronounce it! You should have sent that one in.
Family of clowns? Weird way for autocorrect to change “Republican Candidates.”
FAIL!
And even the introduction….you know…up the cost! LOL
Irene, that freaking homosexual, pissed all over the town.
I put my cock on blackcocks.com
Can someone help and bring it back plz?
i have typed some things and for some reason it autocorrects to spanish and i dont know any spanish to even come up with all those words and i have no idea how to put that little squiggly thing above my letters in words… go figure
thats kinda weird that a guy must regularly visit “blackcocks.com” for it to be on his dictionary… unless brendon is a girl (doubt it)
You know you’ve been there, Danny boy..
This is why I stick to an android with a physical keyboard LOL
Oh dear god. Blackcocks.com? Now that made me almost pee…
Hurricanes: now freaking homosexual cunts that collapse rectal walls. And drive families of clowns into hiding.
revenge of DYAC: http://i.imgur.com/MOWda.jpg
Ugh. Heavy weirdos, always knocking down trees.
Am I the only one who enjoyed the “My rectal wall collapsed” part best?
They evacuated the whole town for URINE! It’s EVERYWHERE! LMAO
Wasn’t that a South Park episode? Better give them all bananas!
A family of clowns you say? that’s why everyone should have a shotgun and some buckshot shells in their hurricane preps, would make getting rid of the clowns trivially easy
heck, you don’t even need to fire a shot, just rack the pump to chamber a shell and they’ll take off running as fast as their oversized floppy shoes can take them…