The 15 Funniest Autocorrects From July, 2011
These were the 15 funniest autocorrect submissions sent into this site in July, 2011. Congratulations to the submitters!
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105 Responses
I also have OCD!
I have CDO. That’s like OCD, except in alphabetical order, the way it’s SUPPOSED to be!
Awww I see what you did there.
ahh! wrong order!! must… fix…
Well, I have COD.
It’s a type of fish…
i have COD it’s like CDO and OCD but it’s actually pretty fun to live with
I have COD too. Except it’s where little kids kill you over and over and scream into mics. It’s like chuckie cheese hell.
this comment is epic! and agreed! lol
I have AD/OS…Attention Deficit…OHHHH Shiny!
i have COD. like call of duty.
Yes! that is what i tell my friend whenever we speak of OCD… which we do alot.. cuz we both have it.
(well i have CDO but, ya know…)
I have OC/DC it’s like OCD but it fucking rocks!
I have 2 pairs of boxers.
i hav COD .. MAN DOWN!! lol
LOL, you hav officially MONK’D us all!!
I have AIDS.
haha these are hysterical!
best one to me is the one where the mom keeps getting autocorrected with “black dick” xD
That’s cuz she typed that word in it so often. Lmao
Although, who would ever reply to their mom “why was daddy riding black dicks” she never mentioned ‘riding’ of any kind. Has to be fake. And I isn’t by e!?
Riding isn’t mentioned but she wrote ” fell off the…”. So I think its quite possible she’s filling the story up herself with riding.
That is probably because she is telling her gf’s about the “black dick” she is getting from her lover
So f-ing funny I laughed so hard I worked up a #2
ahhh i love this site ^^
That “cameltoe” one was obviously set up. The O and the E are nowhere near each other on the keyboard if you’re trying to type “camo” why would it change it to “came…” ???
It happens, Stacy. Trust me. Got “douche” from nothing even slightly related… get “penis” all the time, etc. and these are not words I regularly text. LOL
You get penis all the time? Quit braggin’!
HAHA NICE ONE. no they are not set up. i got cock once from went… i dont know how. its funny tho XD
Totally. Back in the days of The Voice, I ended up texting my friend that I had voted for cocking (Vicci). I know I’ve probably texted some of the autocorrect words, but I can guarantee that there are some I’ve not!
This site makes my month every month and will keep me laughing for days, over and over again!
If laughter is the best medicine I should be one healthy old man. I prescribe reading this site everyday…LMAO
RIGHT???
HA!!! Good one!
I’m saying
Have you ever used an Iphone? Autocorrect isn´t just about letters that are close on the keyboard, it substitutes words it thinks you are trying to write, and it uses words you use often, if the person had previously written cameltoe, when you start writing “com” it already hints you the word, and if you don´t realize it while typing quickly and hit space, it will substitute it. Not saying I know it´s real, but it is possible, things like these happen to me often
my guess is they forgot to hit space so camotote became cameltoe.
Looks like SOMEONE hasn’t read the DYAC FAQ!
eh, ^like.
you’d be surprised what autocorrect changes stuff to. I cant tell you how many times i’ve endedu p with words no where near the one i wanted.
this is true. once i tried sending my man a text saying ‘muah’ and it turned into ‘niagra’.
Autocorrect just kinda sucks like that.
Yeah, sorry people but these set ups aren’t funny. The honest auto-corrects are hilarious but when it’s obviously fake I’m not even cracking a smile. I know the site wants to keep going but, come on, at least PRETEND to screen them!
I agree
Ugh. Seriously? Just enjoy the humour.
Have you ever started to type something in and it changes to something totally different. A single word can change the whole direction of a conversation in RL or Iphone Land. Shit happens, this site is run by one brave pioneeress who delights in presenting us with hilarity every single day. If you can’t handle your face about to crack from the smile thats trying to force its way out, Leave now, or shut up and put up. Smile to yourself and say ‘wow, they must really want me to smile, Hey look… It worked’
Ah, the humming cunt. lmao
Cannot stop reading about humming cunts. I P’d a little.
Hahahaha!!! Come on!!! I almost cried reading this!!!
One of my shits smells like you. hahaha
This is seriously the best one. I giggl’d so hard.
I thought this site was wonderful! Who cares if it is made up or not?! It made me laugh that is all that matters.
I have GOT to stop reading these at work. I can’t not laugh out loud at this stuff. So good!
I agree, there should have been a warning, a laughed so hard I started to cry…
totally agree, i have been laughing for the past half hour and crying sometimes.. i should stop now, but they’re so addictive!!!!
makes me wanna go through my phone to check on mine haha..
I laughed so hard that my husband thought our daughter was crying so he came upstairs! I showed him some of these and he about died! LMAO!
Agreed, haha. No website has ever made me laugh out loud this much before. I’ve gotten several looks from co-workers walking past my office.
Haha, I read this at work all the time. The guy next to me probably thinks I’m nuts because some of these posts make me laugh so hard.
hahahah i think 2,3 and the last one are the best.. im cryin over here..
It’s true, they happen! Texted ‘it had’ without a space and it changed it to ‘orgasm’, it was brand new phone at the time, I’d never typed that word! (htc EVO 3D).
On another note, these are great every month, I usually laugh until I cry!
Shatner was my fave- the picture totally had me cracking up!
iPhones must have dirty minds! LOL!
The gum / plowpop one is so freekin’ fake.
Agreed that one is fake. But “plowpop” had me laughing even harder than any of the autocorrects.
The people in the first and second ones should probably never hook up…
That was the funniest comment I’ve read on DYAC.
Made my day
GOD DAMSEL! These are so hilarious. I started off chuckling and ended up doing the Muttley laugh and crying by the time I got to ‘one of my shits smells like you’… good times!
Haha, God damsel had me laughing until my stomach hurt the first time I saw it. Amazing.
I’m going to start saying that now! – “Gawd Damsel!” LMFAO!
ROFLMAO
I actually hadn’t seen a couple of these, so it was even more hilarious to read them all. The OCD one never disappoints..but my favorites are the cock-throwing, facefucking mother, and fruits and veggies. All are epic though.
My cunt is humming. I must see if I can work that into conversation sometime.
I’ve never cried so much from laughter. This website is sooooooo funny!!
Hahaha these are hilarious. The Android autocorrect is much better. This never happens to me. D=
Android isn’t always better. I’ve had Kants hilarious auto corrects such as brb to Barbara “ima eat Barbara” salsa to Saskatchewan “he went to the Mexican store across the street to get some hot Saskatchewan” and god night to wiesnorps
I laughed out loud at these and cried, too! Really funny stuff. I have a question: does it only substitute words you’ve typed before?
No, it will substitute any word in the dictionary
Hello from Germany… I love this site!!! Thank you so much for the laughs… I cannot believe it!!
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an apple a day keeps the doctor erect !
I loved this one. Nearly fell out of my seat.
I liked Slade’s romantic tomé!! shits that smell like his girlfriend… how romantic!
I like how your phone corrected “tome” to Tomé, as in Sao… unless you went in and put the accent, but somehow I doubt it.
I’m totally going to start saying Shatnered now xD
Fake or not, i laughed to the point of tears and difficulty breathing from start to finish. OMFG!!!!!! LOVE IT <3
Geez some of you commenters…anyone would think you were professional txt message reviewers! Get a life, who cares if some are fake? Have a laugh, lifes too short ya whingers
I laughed until my eyes watered. The one about the shits smelling like his girlfriend really made me laugh, but really they all did. The cameltoe/Camo tote one really cracked me up…just the visual of that one…That’s the one that really brought tears to my eyes.
Now seriously what would I do without this website!
I am going through a rough time at the moment, but this site keeps making me laugh so hard! Thank you
Cunt aunt god damsel is just total WIN. I can’t stop laughing and crying.
that ‘god damsel’ at the end of that one just made me cry I laughed so hard
Don’t shake your dick too hard, Josh.
That one got me too. The parent/child ones always make me laugh so hard because they are so embarassing….lmfao.
I thought I was the only one who lol’d til I cried over this site but there is something about it… I try to read it quietly and end up convulsing with laughter with tears streaming down my face and my office partner asking if I’m OK….
This site is so funny it should be linked to the WMDI site – Where’s My Damn Inhaler!
i always swallow the gum from blowpops!
And I always swallow the cum from blowjobs…
TMI
DUH , WTF KINDA program auto corrects with nothing but filth and naughty language, So if you type “I actually swalloed cum from a blowjob it . would auto correct into gum from a blowpop. Comon, so fake, but funny for pervs
I like the “My cunt is humming” one XD
I like how she has a monologue and gives up. I think it’s funnier because no one replies.
lol be careful mom is my fav
If the person truely had OCD theres no way they would have sent the message without first checking the spelling
I peed myself a little…. several times.
i had a droid with the voice texting, and i used it when i was too lazy to actually text. I trusted it completely inn the beginning until i tried to send a text saying “I’m leaving school and i don’t have to work today, do you want to hang out” and it sent “I’m leaving school with young teenage virgins do you want to help me with them.”
i was mortified. it was awful. but definitely got their attention. lmao
An asshole a day keeps the doctors erect…….
The god damsel one just about ended me! I love the ones where they just keep trying to correct the mistakes but they still come out all fucked up! Makes me laugh til it hurts :L
i just got a disturbingly funny mental image of the deer feeding one LOL
I want Lauren’s phone number…
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