-submitted by Kyra
Wow. Where’s that subway where they fondle people? I wanna go to that one!
I’m not sure, but it is probably in NYC
The Subway he’s talking about is a restaurant. And he was getting a footlong sub sandwhich. Not the subway you ride.
I was being humorous
The footlong you eat, not the footlong you ride.
technically you could eat both footlongs…
Wow, obviously u have a super simple sense of humor.
You are aware that there are a lot of Subways in NYC anyway, right?
Watch any hentai movie and you have a 50/50 chance to see just such a subway.
I was warned to stay out of subway station restrooms….
I imagine the ‘footloose!’ the way it’s sung in the song
T-shirt potential for Italian fondling
I was gonna say, I wouldn’t mind an Italian combo fondling… LOL
footloose! made me lol.
“What does Kevin Bacon have to do with this?” Hahaha. Hilarious.
That’s the bit that got me too. Couldn’t stop laughing. What an ace reply.
Kevin Bacon has everything to do with it, look who submitted it, his wife!
6 degrees of Kevin Bacon also would have this Subway sandwich maker part of the equation.
In what way is “footlong” any less wrong?
*the Kevin Bacon reference*
I’ll have my footlong with extra Kevin Bacon and could you upgrade that to a full on grope combo? You can? Great. Wow, you guys really *are* fresh.
lol
Single best reply I’ve ever read on DYAC.
Kudos, Red. I nearly broke a rib from the convulsive laughter.
“Footloose!” is what got me
An Italian combo fondling… sounds complicated, yet satisfying.
And yeah, I sang “Footloose” like the song. Then sane the rest of it too. Now I have it stuck in my head ¬_¬
hahahaha very funny im laughing so hard that tear r comeing out …lol
Now, I gotta cut loose! Footloose!
You’ve gotta cut the bacon loose at the foot to make it long everybody knows that
Everybody cunt, everybody cunt!
I find this especially funny since I just got back from Subway… didn’t get fondled tho
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Wow. Where’s that subway where they fondle people? I wanna go to that one!
I’m not sure, but it is probably in NYC
The Subway he’s talking about is a restaurant. And he was getting a footlong sub sandwhich. Not the subway you ride.
I was being humorous
The footlong you eat, not the footlong you ride.
technically you could eat both footlongs…
Wow, obviously u have a super simple sense of humor.
You are aware that there are a lot of Subways in NYC anyway, right?
Watch any hentai movie and you have a 50/50 chance to see just such a subway.
I was warned to stay out of subway station restrooms….
I imagine the ‘footloose!’ the way it’s sung in the song
T-shirt potential for Italian fondling
I was gonna say, I wouldn’t mind an Italian combo fondling… LOL
footloose! made me lol.
“What does Kevin Bacon have to do with this?” Hahaha. Hilarious.
That’s the bit that got me too. Couldn’t stop laughing. What an ace reply.
Kevin Bacon has everything to do with it, look who submitted it, his wife!
6 degrees of Kevin Bacon also would have this Subway sandwich maker part of the equation.
In what way is “footlong” any less wrong?
*the Kevin Bacon reference*
I’ll have my footlong with extra Kevin Bacon and could you upgrade that to a full on grope combo? You can? Great. Wow, you guys really *are* fresh.
lol
Single best reply I’ve ever read on DYAC.
Kudos, Red. I nearly broke a rib from the convulsive laughter.
“Footloose!” is what got me
An Italian combo fondling… sounds complicated, yet satisfying.
And yeah, I sang “Footloose” like the song. Then sane the rest of it too. Now I have it stuck in my head ¬_¬
hahahaha very funny im laughing so hard that tear r comeing out …lol
Now, I gotta cut loose! Footloose!
You’ve gotta cut the bacon loose at the foot to make it long everybody knows that
Everybody cunt, everybody cunt!
I find this especially funny since I just got back from Subway… didn’t get fondled tho