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Christian Mindfuck and Mountain Jews! LMAO!
there is actually a website for christians!
http://www.christianmindfuck.com
Wow, some of these are messed up but they’re all funny. I can’t believe how many people don’t turn autocorrect off, that’s what I get out of this website; just wondering why people don’t turn it off.
They don’t turn it off so they can get these gems and submit them to this site!
hell, I wouldn’t turn it off either..LMAO
I want to buy an iPhone, just for the autocorrect!
a lot of people don’t even know it can be turned off. a friend of mine has been using one since it 1st came out..i just helped her turn it off yesterday. sadly…no more funny texts
I’m kinda surprised that no one has said Oh my Gouda, or something like that. think the closest one was “Oh my Gaudy”.
Oh my Goodnplenty!
Goodnplenty should have been on this top ten for sure!
No, because the typer had intended to write “goodness”. But where’s Jesus Crust? God donut? Our Lord and Sausage? Omega?
I’m a bit partial to “God damsel”.
Oh. And “Jesus, Mary, and Jerome.” That’s one of my favs, really.
I was saddened by the exclusion of “God donut!” too.
I wish “Holy Carp” was up there too.
“…you’re going to he’ll.” *dies laughing*
My ducking phone won’t let me swear, lol!!
I’d sooner put my faith in Godzilla than god.
Frunobulax: You are a idiot, and for that I am sorry.
AMEN
SUZANNE: Wow! You say “AMEN” to someone calling another human being an idiot?! It really is astounding that so many people are reluctant to believe in God when he has such kind and loving followers. :-\
Here comes the religious zealot all pissy someone made a comment that made fun of his god… /facepalm
I can’t speak for frunobulax but perhaps he was only making a joke. This is a joke site after all. I don’t think anything but blatant comments can or should be taken seriously.
get over youself u religio- jagoff… grow the eff up already!
uhh i do believe Frunobulax was just joking…
Toni Tiger, I would agree that frunobulax might be a little off the beaten path, but if you are going to insult a person’s intelligence, you might want to check your grammar. It would be “You are AN idiot” not “you are a idiot”.
omg not everyone shares the same opinion/beliefs as you so why not pick a humour site to let the world know!! :panic:
I believe in God, but would not trust Godzilla for anything!!!
I’d trust Godzilla to wreck a city. Although given some of the natural disasters that are supposedly God’s vengeance for [fill in behavior that the speaker disapproves of here], he might have a leg up there, too.
I think I love you.
you are an idiot. you wrote that comment to get a few stupid “LOLs” and for that you will go to hell for eternity. Have fun!
yea he will meet you down there, you religious dick
Really??? Wow God Must be Really pissy If thats All it Takes to go To Hell…Not that I Blame him If I Had People Like You Shoved up My Ass All of the Time I’d be Pissy to
If heaven is filled with people like you, it’s a hell as bad as any….
@Frunobulax: That’s your right. I think Toni Tiger must have just forgotten that as he was working to be such a paragon of Christian virtue while simultaneously calling you an “idiot.”
May Godzilla be with you.
BEST. COMMENT. EVER.
lmfao!!!
And also with you.
Shawn, people don’t turn auto-correct off because they cant spell. Are you threatening me? Would you like to engage in a round of fist a cuffs? Clown!
and you can runantell THAT!!!! Homeboy!
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, too, cuz they raping everybody up in here!
or because they have forgotten how to turn it off
Wow you are really rude!
Wow. And then people attack atheists for being “rude”. Honestly, I am an atheist, but I respect all religions and never become rude unless someone acts like you. I mean seriously, the dude was probably making a joke! It is his freedom of speech AND RELIGION to make a comment like that. But yet, people over look the freedom of religion part, because they want others to believe in THEIR “god”.
Well said.
OH MY GOD I’M TOTALLY AN ATHEIST TOO WE SHOULD LIKE GET TOGETHER AND BURN DOWN A CHURCH AND THROW WEED IN THE BLAZE AND GET THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD HIGH
im all for that at this point and i’m not even athiest
It’s fisticuffs you stupid redneck. Fisticuffs! How hard is it to take two seconds to Google so as to not sound like a ‘tard? ‘Fist a cuffs’ sounds like something pornographic, perhaps something you like to do with clowns? Pervert.
What are “fist a cuffs”? I know fisticuffs is the term for bare knuckle boxing but I’ve never heard of fist a cuffs.
Because autocorrect is actually useful if you’re at least close to the word, usually. There have been a couple of times where I’d look and be like “wtf autocorrect?” Overall, however, it does actually know what you’re trying to say and it saves you from having to go back, delete, and retype.
This was meant to be a reply to Shawn…
Big vagina was pretty funny.
I wonder why some people feel the need to be nasty or make digs at peoples comments? My son has gone to China for a month and he emailed me about all the oppression over there. I thought where we all lived, we had freedom of speech? Have your individual opinions by all means but don’t attack!
This is the greatest thing ever! Godzilla’s on everyone’s mind a lot!
GUYS guys guys.. c’mon… it’s all about the mountain Jews.
I miss “God donut.”
Why would someone with the name mynutsyourmouth tell someone to grow up. Your name is the most juvenile thing on this whole page.
and “Rich” isn’t… >_>
No. It is not. Rich could be short for Richard. And even if it isn’t, how can you think the name “Rich” is on the same level as the name “mynutsyourmouth”?
There is also missing this quote: “Holy mother of GPS”
How is Rich juvenile? That’s one of the dumber posts I’ve seen.
I’m disappointed there’s no fucking hatchback jesus.
Because Hatchback Jesus was a manual correcting of an autocorrect, but leaving out the necessary punctuation (ie: it was meant to be, as far as I can tell, ‘fucking hatchback! Jesus!’)
I believe in God but attacking someone because they don’t believe in God is just insane. That’s not the way anybody would go about getting someone to believe and many people turn atheist because of other people’s crazy behavior to get others to believe in God. Although I believe in God, I’d never attack someone for not believing in Him.
Exactly. Well said.
“He’s the big vagina” LMAO
oh my…drama drama drama….. Lets move on.. Vagina…cahuna….lmao!!! Mountain jews!! Omg..i need the laughs..had a bad day….bring it on auto correct….
So which flavor of mountain jews did they get?
All this religious bickering going on as if anyones minds or opinions will be swayed here. Silly
Where’s God dalmation?
Or God donut, God damsel, or Jesus Crust! Or Keanu H Christ…
It should’ve been the top 20 for this one.
I’d like to think God is sitting up there and laughing at us mere mortals-I would. Regarding the jokes- LMAO
Ohhhh I get it! The comment section is for arguing with each other rather than laughing about the post! Glad that’s cleared up, let me try!
You’re stupid!
Did I do it right?
This is exactly why I refuse to believe anything until I have proof. Religion is nothing more than a means of justifying ignorant condescending remarks about people’s opinions.
Wrong. It should have been “your stupid” if you wanted to fit in completely.
are mountain jews a drink? if so, how do they taste?
I’m going to take a wild guess and say….kosher.
I’m pretty sure Goddamsel would make the list
I must say, being a Mormon, I found that one particularly funny.
ok everyone lets clear this up…there is no god…god is a human invention…and probly the worst one of all time…people need to lighten the f**k up and stop getting so bent out of shape when someone says something funny. I cant wait to see the string of comments that this one is going to bring…
You all are just so stupid. Fighting over your own religion when no one els really cares and will probably forget in a few minutes. Thank you.
what a wonderful world we live in!!!
Hey, Hey wait a minute!!!!! I wanna start a fight too plz!!!