The Top 15 Most Popular DYAC Texts Of All Time
We just blew the dust off of our Google Analytics traffic monitor and realized since we launched Damn You Autocorrect back in October, the site has gotten over 300 million page views! That’s crazy! So thanks to everyone for reading!
And now, thanks to the analytics, here are the 15 most viewed autocorrect fails sent in to Damn You Autocorrect since the site launch. Can you can guess what the #1 most popular submission has been so far?







































490 Responses
Sooo funny. The haters must have very sad lives to hate on something that is just fun and brightens up your day. Callling dudes “Apple fanboys” – LMAO they must be jealous cos they don’t have iPhones.
sooooooooooooooooo funny…………….i almost peed my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmfao ikr
I wouldn’t use an iphone even if I got one for free, which I actually was offered once but refused to take it
Although I haven’t been offered a free iPhone, I wouldn’t either.
Suuuuure. Just like you tell your friends you’re not gay you just choose to be a virgin.
HAHAHAHA bro that’s tight
FE, too locked down to be particularly useful and WAY to insecure for a tracking device (which phones are) that stores a large amount of other personal information (which all smart phones do). Very dangerous to use them as most owners do, and shows a complete lack of respect for anyone who you store information about in there’s privacy.
gilang
d winner ws d most funniest!
GOD DONUT!! hahaha XD those were so dang FUNNY XDDDD
Your posting is even popular in the Netherlands!
Every time I read this site I’m convinced that Steve Jobs did this on purpose and he’s trolling iPhone users from the grave. It also brightens up my day something fierce. <3
So freaking funny!
LOL LOL CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
Soooo funny …could live without the profanity, though.
WHO GIVE A FUCK?
Don’t read the site then dumb fuck!
“Who gives a flying shit?” Well obviously you do if you feel so passionately about it.
Give Weezie a break, man.
Haha I see what you did there sneezie.
DUH!! That is the whole reason why it is funny you idiot!!! The phone automatically puts it in there. I have an Iphone so I know how this is. What are you a JESUS freak?? Wait, even a jesus freak could appreciate this. Don’t read SHIT like this then if you don’t like profanity!!!! LOSER!!!!
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Lay off man, whats wrong with you? Oh wait, I know, anyone stupid enough to call someone a ‘Jesus Freak’ MUST be totally possesed. Go to a church, a good one, and see what your missing
For some reason people equate the internet with vulgarity and profanity. I agree with you as well. Totally unnecessary.
And for the foul mouthed poster (WGAFFS), I’m glad no one like you is in my friends circle. Disgusting.
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lol soooo funny, best thing ever when trying to do some boring hw… rofl, lol, lmfao!!!!
OMG! So funny. I almost peed on myself and I’m at work. Wiping tears away and pretending like I’m not laughing!
These auto corrects are crap. may all be just in the name of fun. but it could at least be made to look half realistic. I mean cookies simply does not translate to pussies and there is no way it could predict that word with out the user typing in the first few letters.
Sorry find it hard to laugh at something that is bullshit.
I totally agree – and wouldn’t these people read what they typed before they hit send?
exactly, i do and i don’t even have a pussy.
oh sorry I meant to say blackberry
Lol
um do you have an iphone or text at a normal speed? its like type and send as fast as you can and right when you send it the autocorrect changes the words! but its all in good fun
Yes, its completely contrived (see my comment below). Very vulgar and not remotely funny.
Wow, what a video it is! Really good quality video, the lesson given in this video is truly informative.
Ohh good lord I needed this laugh! I didn’t almost pee my pants. I think i actually did! LOMFAO
Matthew…am laughing…so hard.
I am much too young to be exposed to this kind of thing; but, gosh, it’s hilariously funny. (am I being redundant by saying that?)
Some of them weren’t all that amusing (“Mondays–>Manboobs” Ehhhh…) but well tried.
Nipples???
Oh, gosh.
My heart would cease to beat if some guy I fancied told me that. And not in pleasant surprise.
HOLY SHIT!!!! I laught so hard!! Crying my eyes out, and totally peed myself a little LOL hahahahha
Omg….m life is not in a good place right now…..but this is my saving grace….hahahehehe….
You’ve just made my week!
I am still in tears over here. I can tell you’ve made quite a few Aussie’s here laughing.
…NIPPLES, NIPPLES!!! haha
I lovd it all. So hillarious. I cant stop laughing and imma look up more again cause these things brighted up my day. Lol thanks so much lol
“Auto cucumber”? “God donut”? That phone’s auto correct must be obsessed with food. XDD
I think the best one was the number 1
hahaha omg i cant stop laughing shyt funny!!!!!!!!!!!xD
Number 1 is killing
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I can’t stop laughing. No. 13 killed me. Oh hell, so did a couple of others but they all made me LOL!
Oh man, this was so funny I even got a small asthma attack lol!!
HMU. I AM A FUNBUCKET.
FUNNNNNNBUCKETTTTTTTT!
fun bucket
Thank god I was sitting on the toilet when I read these or else I would have excremented myself!
All of these are obviously fake.
You can tell by the spelling. LIGHT ON cannot become TAMPON with auto correct because they do not require the same keys to type.
Look carefully and you will see almost all do not correspond…
ROTL!