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Needing cheery whores is one thing. Asking your father to lick you up is a whole new level of desperate.
word xD
I’ve always preferred my whores cheery as well. Never a good time when you meet someone who doesn’t enjoy their work.
loool
Amen! Hate it when they are all moody and sad.
~ Oh “cheery” up!
Well I spelled “nevermind” as one word instead of two and it auto corrected to “be Edmund”. I can’t even explain that so I believe anything is possible.
But I want to be Lucy!
I believe it could be speech to text. I tried it a week ago on my cell phone navigation. I said “Cox Rd. Whigham, GA” and it typed “Bored at church we need him to order”
Hahahaha
Hahahahaha sooo funny!
That’s awkward
it was the “NO! No whores of any emotional state.” that did it for me on this one. dying of laughter.
me too :p
Hahah me too.
Yeah…that’s definitely a phrase no one expects to say!
Yep, me too – still in tears
Me too!
6 o’clock is still too early for any licking up.
That is not true.
It’s possible. My autocorrect has done stranger things, so I believe this.
It happens from time to time. I also know autocorrect tends to adapt to things written more than once, or also in the case of you typing something and telling it not to correct it will learn that function is what you intended even though it still considers it wrong.
This has been happening to me, so sometimes it will autocorrect with something way off base and incorrect because thats what the program thought I wanted.
This sort of thin, not with “cheery whores”, has happened to me before.
My brother uses speech to text and he gets stuff like this all the time. It’s possible.
I think the thing to remember is that the iPhone auto correct includes a learning feature: http://www.brighthub.com/mobile/iphone/articles/29139.aspx
if she had called her friend a whore a couple of times and fat-fingered a letter or two in cheerios, I could easily see it auto-correcting to cheery whores. I’ve definitely had it try to auto-correct one word into two before… which actually makes a lot of sense because one common typo is to miss the ‘space’ button and stick two words together by accident.
oh dear-what a kill joy!
who cares if they’re real anyway, this site makes me laugh when nothing else will. who died and made you the laughter police?!
try fmylife.com there pretty good to
but yes these are always a good read for a smile no matter the mood.
and remember “NO! No whores of any emotional state!”
hahaha
Sooo Vulcan whores only then?
My autocorrect sees c h e e r I o s and wants to make it chestnut.
The ”lick me up at 6 o’clock” got it for me
i guess father is the name of their dog
Maybe she was thinking of spicing up the night…then had a change of heart….then thought, “what would be good for my heart is to lower my cholesterol… let’s have cheerios.”
why is ranam ruining the hilarity with over analytical bs?
Should I assume that somebody’s comment got deleted?
D’ya suppose cheery whores have multiple cheery-O’s?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ~spits coffee out all over herself laughing so hard~
The “sure thing, thought you’d never ask” got me! Like, I always wanted a threesome!
With the two people conversing, plus the “cheery whores”, plural.. It would hardly qualify as a threesome. But yeah.
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So she’s a cheery whore?
now this is a comment that really needs to be deleted! fuck off, dee!