The 15 Funniest Autocorrects From June, 2011
These were the 15 funniest autocorrect submissions sent into this site in June, 2011. Congratulations to the submitters!
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173 Responses
I laughed so hard at these my eyes are blurred with tears! My favorite one has to be the “I love you and dream about the fuhrer”….that’s oh so romantic, exactly what I want to dream about
Well, it’s officially happened. I have actually laughed so hard I have peed myself a little bit…..
ewwww…hahaaha
OMG! I have not laughed that hard in, I can’t remember when. .. I had tears in my eyes, my face and stomache both hurt . . . They just continued to get funnier as I scrolled down the page.
Keep ‘em coming . . . You guys made my day
Funniest stuff I’ve seen in ages. Keep it up, Danmyouautocorrect.
OMG! Boy did I need a big laugh. I must remember to come back when I need laughter therapy. I especially enjoyed the one about the vacuum cleaner!!! It took me around 15 attempts to read it out loud. Keep up the good work. You are healing the world one belly laugh at a time.
I completely agree! The vacuum cleaner one is my all-time favorite. I laughed until I cried…then laughed some more. I love this website!
I still think effervesant shitstain is the best, I laugh every time! I like to think an effervesant shitstain WOULD be a light orange….
This one was the best! I was laughing so hard I could hardly read it to my hubby. LOL!
omg. I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face.
OMG – that one got me too……….cannot stop laughing…..and my office walls are a light orange!!
holy shit…… you made me laugh that was one of my favorites to.. i was almost crying…
Me too
ooOOOOOOo ow owo OW OW OWWW!!!! I am laughing so hard I am crying and can’t see straight…. OW OW OW!!
Oh, my… I’m laughing so hard that I thought I was going to throw up a few times there! Too… FUNNY!!!!!! XD
The gay son one reminded me of a conversation a friend and I had.
Friend: Anyway, my mum thought I was gay.
Me: Mine too.
Friend: Your mom thought you were gay?
Me: No, she thought you were.
Fastest i’ve thought on my feet ever coming up with that one.
When ever I’m having a bad day I come here. Thank you autocorrect!
People must think I’m nuts. Especially people at JC Penny.
O ! M ! G ! I am dying!!!!
Oh my GOODNPLENTY! these are great. Can’t stop laughing!
omg, that was sooooooooooo funny, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.
Wow! That is EPIC. Absolutely awesome comedy material
Loved them all, but the one where the guys mom thinks he is gay is a classic.
I couldn’t pick a funniest. There ALL funny! Sooo hilarious! I read these while trying to eat…NOT a good combination!! The highlight of my day!
Well, reading these in my school’s library was a bad idea. They’re all staring at me….
Yeah, as a librarian, I probably should have known better than to read this at work, lol.
I’m sitting here all by myself for the second night in a row, laughing my head off! These are just priceless. It’s a little hard to believe though that a phone would “accidentally” supply such outrageous guesses?
ok, seriously… i nearly just shat myself.. tears STREAMING down my face… stomach wrenching uncontrollably.. these need to come with a warning label.. goddamn
Ok…it took me about 20 minutes to get through these because I was laughing and crying so hard that I LITERALLY couldn’t see.
Great job
I laughed until I couldn’t breathe. I swear it took me 15 minutes to get through these. I couldn’t get past the one where the father is telling the son his mother sucked up his dick in the vacuum. I cried laughing.
Oh my goodnplenty! These are PRICELESS!!!
Holy shit that is the funniest stuff I have ever read! I am literally laughing and crying so hard I can’t see straight! This is the best medicine, ever! The daughter writing her dad about the cock ride was the best… EPIC!
I laughed so much, my ribs hurt, I can barely see through my tears to type!
(Hats and dongs – OMG!)
OMG these were so funny! I havent laughted so much in a long time. Thanks it was well needed!! I forwarded to everyonr I know.
The tears I am crying from laughing are unstoppable. Oh dear god.
Holy veal, these were some of the funniest I have seen in quite some time; hysterical choices!
I routinely go through the website when I am in need of a good laugh; my friends always love it when I post these on my FB page for them to read. And then they share them, and then they are shared again.. it’s an awesome chain of laughter! Keep up the great work, DYAC!
I laughed sooo hard, tears ran down my legs….lol
BEST BEST BEST EVER!!! We laughed so hard i was crying, snotting and thought i may just die..
My god thank you for that GREAT LAUGH!!!!
Oh man; everything is so much better after a good laugh! Looking forward to more hilarity in the July collection
OMG! I almost vomitted I was laughing so hard. I haven’t laughed this hard in sooo long. Thank you damnyouautocorrect.com
I love the swears you can get out of this … fucking hatchback Jesus.
I haven’t laughed this hard in the longest time. I stumbled across this on my friends facebook page and just couldn’t stop looking at it. These got funnier and funnier as the page went on. I can’t wait to see what else is in store
Why do I read these late at night…I am dying, trying not to wake up the house. OMG. It’s the one after another after another that absolutely kills me.
I just got an EVO 4G and tried texting “what did you want? I was chatting with Shauna about Vegas” and ended up sending “what did you want? I was chatting with syphilis about Vegas”. Lol!
oh my goodnplenty, reading this on my laptop with my dad in the next room. dying laughing, and dad was like “What the hell are you laughing at?” and i could only laugh. ANd then, disaster struck, and i dropped my laptop on my head. Don’t ask me how, i just did.
Haaa ha ah aha aha ha aha ha aha ha. Lea!!
H. Y. Larious!
Oops! I mean H. Y. Sterical. Sorry my automoron was on!
oh my godparent LOL. My faves are when they try to correct the autocorrect and they get the same word lmao.
I seriously wonder if the guys in the Apple techroom didn’t just put words in there to screw with us lol…
Great, I laughed so hard I have an effervescent shitstain in my pants
Come on now, We should all love you and dream about the Fuhrer, i was dying when reading that
To be honest what is the fritter Fu k dark WTF? sorry iPad auto correct I meant who or what is the furrier fuck! Fuher
The best one was when he said to beware because his penis had been trapped in the hoover. But what a great month.,
I hate auto correct. I tried sending a message to my daughter last night and it sent “Haunted”. Then I tried to send a message about bringing her new guy to dinner and it sent “spoon”, That is not a message you want to send to your daughter especially when she hasn’t been dating him that long. Can I die of embarrasment?
This is great! And so-so-so believeable! We’ve all had similar experiences.
Yes, hats and dongs are greatly needed! They need to fall from the sky!
Do not read these while at work!! I have laughed out loud so much and am now crying with laughter and cannot stop. How do you deal with the fact your mom thought you were gay when you are not! LOL
Effervescent Shitstain is the new Black.
OMG, I swear I have never laughed so hard in my life. I accidentally woke my wife up laughing, when she asked why i was crying and laughing at the same time, i told her to read these and she was laughing her ass off to. Keep it up!!!!!
LMAO! Laughed so hard the animals are worried.
OMG….this was the first time seeing this page and trying to read all of these while trying not to wake the husband was not a sucess! They were all freeking hilarious however I must agree the effervescent shitstain had me laughing so hard! I really needed this before I get ready for a day that probably won’t bring one laugh!!
I think that should definitely be read as “Fucking hatchback Jesus!” rather than “Fucking hatchback. Jesus.”
I south so faking hard at tenge dirks one … WTD iPad auto correct I meant I laughs so gard gat the shit stain and Sitka. … Sitka …… Fuck sakis Miley WTF? I meant Sitka … Fuckit never fucking mind ubooge WTF does that even mean , ok auto correct on iPads are pretty bad also -_- so never mind this is bullshit lmao.